Clients. They enable us to do a job we love and pay for food and beer. We couldn’t survive without them. Obviously, your clients are perfect. So are mine. But not all client relationships are forged by friendly pixies in fairy land where everyone lives in harmony. Sometimes a client doesn’t understand what you’re trying to achieve. Sometimes they’re confused and have difficulty expressing their opinion. Sometimes they provide hilarious feedback. SharpSuits.net is displaying a selection of feedback quotes which express the anger, exasperation, frustration and sadness experienced by Ireland’s creative community. Each has been lovingly transformed into A3 posters which were sold in aid of Temple Street Children’s Hospital. Fortunately, they’re still available online for us to laugh at. My personal favorites…
the target audience is males and females aged zero and up 
I’m just not sure that a globe and passport represents travel 
I’m the target market and I don’t like it! 
I’ll know what I want when I see it 
could you solutionise that for me? 
everyone wants more dipperability 
we want it to look like this but don’t copy it,
just make it different enough
but keep it the same! 
we need more images of groups of people
having non-specific types of fun 
looks great, however,
the copy seems to be in Latin,
but could be Italian or Spanish? 
I have printed it out
but the animated GIF is not moving? 
we feel that red just isn’t right for Christmas 
the Christmas tree has to look natural…
…but it has to be purple 
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) about Hilarious Client Feedback Quotes
What makes client feedback quotes hilarious?
Client feedback quotes become hilarious when they are unexpected, absurd, or display a lack of understanding about the process or product. They often involve unrealistic expectations, bizarre requests, or a complete misinterpretation of the situation. These quotes are not meant to ridicule clients but to highlight the humorous side of client interactions, which can sometimes be stressful.
How can I handle funny client feedback professionally?
While it’s important to find humor in client interactions, it’s equally important to maintain professionalism. You can do this by acknowledging the client’s feedback, clarifying any misunderstandings, and offering solutions in a respectful and patient manner. Remember, the goal is to build a positive relationship with the client, not to mock them.
Can I share these hilarious client feedback quotes with my team?
Yes, sharing these quotes with your team can be a great way to lighten the mood and foster a positive work environment. However, it’s crucial to ensure that the sharing is done in a way that respects the client’s privacy and does not ridicule or belittle them.
Why are there no author names attached to these quotes?
The quotes are anonymized to protect the privacy of the clients and the companies involved. The focus is on the humor in the situation, not on identifying the individuals or businesses.
Are these quotes real or made up?
These quotes are based on real-life interactions between clients and service providers. They highlight the humorous side of these interactions and are shared to bring a smile to the reader’s face.
Can I submit my own hilarious client feedback quotes?
While our article does not currently have a submission feature, it’s a great idea! We appreciate your interest and will consider adding this feature in the future.
How often is this list of hilarious client feedback quotes updated?
The list is updated periodically to keep the content fresh and engaging. We aim to provide a variety of quotes that cater to different tastes and senses of humor.
Can I use these quotes in my presentation or blog?
Yes, you are welcome to use these quotes as long as you credit the source. They can add a touch of humor to your presentation or blog and make it more engaging for your audience.
Why is humor important in the workplace?
Humor can help to relieve stress, boost morale, and foster a positive work environment. It can also help to build relationships and improve communication among team members.
How can I encourage my clients to provide feedback?
You can encourage clients to provide feedback by creating a comfortable and open communication environment, asking specific questions, and showing appreciation for their input. Remember, feedback is a valuable tool for improving your services and meeting your clients’ needs.
Craig BucklerCraig is a freelance UK web consultant who built his first page for IE2.0 in 1995. Since that time he's been advocating standards, accessibility, and best-practice HTML5 techniques. He's created enterprise specifications, websites and online applications for companies and organisations including the UK Parliament, the European Parliament, the Department of Energy & Climate Change, Microsoft, and more. He's written more than 1,000 articles for SitePoint and you can find him @craigbuckler.
