Giving Girl Your Number

[altwebdesign]

@JREAM

I am getting a cell phone soon.
I would like to be able to give a girl my phone number someday.

Is this a good way to try to get to know a woman?
Where do you find them at?

SELECT fish 
FROM sea 
WHERE 
    rating > 7 
    AND 
    personality > 8 
LIMIT 1

lmao!!! thats too funny!!

[rhysboy84]

Question is, do you need the LIMIT 1? I mean, really?

[GeorgeT79]

Dude, women are everywhere. I’ve found that (for me) the best way to meet new women is through friends or through work / school / classes etc.
You don’t have to literally pick them up, (I know, picking up gorgeous women is intimidating) - that’s why it’s easy through friends, school or work - you have an excuse to start talking to them. Just make sure you’re funny and not weird or something…

[shahab6]

get theirs, and give them yours to…

[molona]

@rhysboy84

Question is, do you need the LIMIT 1? I mean, really?

It is a question of self-preservation. They say that it is dangerous if a woman finds out that you’re seeing someone else at the same time. So serial monogamy is best.

[mizwizzy]

@ molona

[system]

and if she’s poliandry ?

[realdesign]

I think very difficult to me to give number.

[probafix]

No this is not good way to know a women.Plz dnot do this

[system]

Don’t forget my number…singing…Milli Vanilli

[tahzeeb_n]

man, gents always have to take the step first. so ask for numbers. dont give numbers. it wont work.

[system]

What number did you say to have ? no reply…

[rhysboy84]

As an aside, confidence goes a long way. One of the best things I’ve ever heard (which just oozed confidence) was a friend of mine saw a girl he fancied and simply said to her “I’m not asking you to go out with me, I’m telling you to go out with me”.

Sure enough, she did.

[system]

can you say the girl Features？

[Faseeh]

Please Do not Laugh But
I trap some girls on Bus Stops after some day I was able to call them.

[raena]

@molona

I can see two major problems with this routine. The first is that it was created to select fishes from the sea, not women. You may think that it is the same but there are certain subtle differences and this code will fail as it doesn’t take them into consideration.

The second problem comes with the definition of concepts such as rating or personality which are subjective and, again, the code is not reflecting this.

And no, I don’t want your telephone number or I will give you mine. Sorry.

Ah. This may be one of the greatest posts of all time. OF ALL TIME. </kanye>

[andrewsegawa]

You give a girl your number, you loose your money

[raena]

@andrewsegawa

You give a girl your number, you loose your money

Wow. All the time? Really?

[molona]

@raena

Ah. This may be one of the greatest posts of all time. OF ALL TIME. </kanye>

glad that I could make you smile

[misterhs]

@kohoutek

Absolutely. Actually, it’s the only way to getting to know a woman. Don’t try anything else as it’ll fail.

In your head!

hahahhaha,don’t try anything else as it’ll fail, geeeeeeeez :DDD