I am sorry to say that I don't come bearing good news...
After 9 years as our esteemed co-leader, Sarah has decided that her time has come and she'll be leaving our staff ranks (but hopefully not our ranks in general). Sarah has been an admin since well before my time here at the forums and to be honest, I can't imagine a SitePoint without her. As with most jobs, 9 years is more than enough for anyone and Sarah has decided to move on to new (although I can't possibly imagine more exciting) pastures.
Unfortunately the bad news doesn't end there. At the same time, the other half of our red team, Raena, is also stepping down. Although Raena's stint with us hasn't been long, she has made some awesome changes and she'll be sorely missed. The glimmer of good news amongst all this is that Raena'll be hanging around as an Advisor in the Community team.
The last (and perhaps worst) bit of bad news is that both Sarah and Raena are going to be replaced by me. Some may say that's an impossible feat, but I'm going to give it a go.
So please join me in farewelling both wonderful women from the ranks of the red and in thanking them for all they've done for us.
ps: And pull your socks up people. There'll be no more having fun around this place.