<---- Quietly watching Shaun pick on Greeneye 
So are you the wiser?..you are arenāt youā¦
Remember the name of this thread!! :splat:
[FONT=Georgia]Oh waitā¦ you really didnāt know what I was thinking of ??..
And here I was thinking I was the one missing the point.[/FONT]
Okayā¦ hereās a hintā¦
Meow!!
Ummmā¦feeling really stupid nowā¦ cats, breasts, chicksā¦where is the link?
Off Topic:
Oh I think I see something, what did you think I meant when I said āother halvesā? I think it is you who is a little slow! 
Definitely some crossed wires going on hereā¦
Thank you 
Something like the font I use for my avatar? I swear it is fantastic if you want to imply that you are something that you arenāt (no avatar change till september, though)
Okayā¦ now Iām concernedā¦
Ok, I may be think outside the box here, but what about getting a women to give you hickies around the eye. Not very painful and kinda sexy in a way 
Run up behind Greene Eye and Molona quietly, then yell really loud, and stand there while they jump and turn around? (:
Cāmon, ya KNEW that was commin since ya both went and drew attention to me while I was innocently watching Greene Eye getting picked on 
Molona, you got pulled into it because of yer scanner comment in another thread I wonāt mention
Now, seriously, I have this ideaā¦ why not going to a boxing training placeā¦ I am sure that they will love a new boxing sackā¦ and chances are that you can get a black eyeā¦ well, and very possibly some moreā¦ but then, you would have reached your goal
another way to get a black eyeā¦im sure you could go into any butchers at the end of the day and they would be more than happy to give u the left overs from the days cull :agree: 
ooo squishy yum
the best way is this:
- smudge black ink around the eye piece of a telescope. then work the rest out for ya self. (:
- place a pirates eye patch over an eye.
i just thought of a good one
wear mascara all day longā¦go to bed sleep for a whileā¦wake upā¦u look sorta like a panda but hey ur spoiled for choice thenā¦2 black eyes!! painless also!
:-/
ooops! 
Not all times, but sometimes if you go to certain restaurants ā¦ then ate without paying, youāll get black eyes as much as you ate
Think about it, black eye with free food
TriGeminal:
Go to a comedy club and call out āthatās not very funnyā at anything the stand up comic says.
Reply to everyone who speaks to you with āyouāre not very funnyā.