Best way to get a black eye?

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:rofl: :rofl:

You are all heliriousā€¦

Still, can anyone answer to this question? Is it just me or are we suffering from a certain generation of youngā€¦ men (I had to think about this because you donā€™t consider yourself a man, lostseed) that likes to ask silly questions? (like how many guns do you own, if someone puched your mother, how can I get a black eye, etc)

I guess that what was fashionable in my days is not fashionable anymore :frowning: :lol:

I think that the lyrics of the song ā€œlove is in the airā€ should changeā€¦ it is more like ā€œviolence is in the airā€ :lol:

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vacume cleaner.

keep eyelid shut

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yeah it would be empty eye if he keeps his eye open ! :rolleyes:

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Ewww! :crazy:

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The best way to get a black eye is to tell greeneye her site looks funnyā€¦ Trust me I know.

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Thatā€™s why you use a patchā€¦ :lol:

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:headbang:

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LOSTSEED!!!

GET A LIFE!!!

You are starting to annoy me (and I am a VERY calm and gentle person) with these angst-filled threads. I donā€™t know why I care but I do.

You are 21, good-looking, intelligent and should be having so much fun that you only visit SP for a rest!

Go and grab life by the scruff of the neck and give it a bloody good shake.

NOW!!! :mad:

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Iā€™ve even told him he looks like david Beckham! :agree:

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Iā€™d have to agree with you Molona, I guess what was fashionable in my days is not that way anymore either. And Iā€™m sorry that it took him so long to figure out that you are female :slight_smile: For the record, I found it quite easy to understand when you mentioned your failed attempts at scanning for proof :), and, since I am USUALLY a gentleman, Iā€™ll just shut my mouth now :slight_smile:

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I agree with Fisherā€™s sentiments, just not necessarily the delivery. Honestly I cannot think of a better one though. Maybe a coloured font or something.

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Go to your nearest biker bar.
Kick down a few bikes on your way in.
Once inside, grab a few female bottoms.
If you do not get a black eye, you probably never will.

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No black eye, that is so untrue! :nono: I took your comments very seriously and I appreciated them! Because I care it might sting a bit but I would never punch you out! :eek:

Problem is I am so damn busy right now I donā€™t have the time!!! So I sit there watching it suck (along with my bugged out wedding photography site) and right now there is nothing I can doā€¦ :bawling: I need more hours in the day :injured:

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Hey greeneye, you could get SOTD to add some of his signature flair for you. I have some great photos and clips for you SOTD. You could photochop a veil on the chicks and I think we could sell the idea of legitimacy.

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Sounds like a planā€¦ :shifty:

haha

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Might consider it if I get REALLY desperate! :wink:

Hmmmā€¦veils on the ā€˜chicksā€™ thoughā€¦they and their other halves might not approve :nono:

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breast !! :slight_smile:

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breast? :confused: ā€¦confused! :eek:

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[FONT=Georgia]Good pointā€¦ hahahaha :rofl:

Didnā€™t think of that.[/FONT]

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OK now you are definitely winding me upā€¦unless Iā€™m missing something totally obvious?! :rolleyes: