Best way to get a black eye?

Im trying to get a black eye as easily and painless as possible.
Its hard to punch my face, I have to do it a few times to get one
and it will hurt real bad.

I was thinking of putting a candle over my eye socket and hitting it with a hammer. But I want the most painless method.

Im not doing this for any reason. I guess to add excitement to my life.

Go to the nearest shopping facility and grab the sweetest *** you see. You will either get your black eye or you will forget all about wanting one.

ahahhahaha

How does a black eye add excitement?

If you really want one, go up to a slightly larger woman (preferably with her boyfriend/husband) and ask “When’s the baby due?”. You’ll be knocked out cold, but you’ll wake up with a slight headache and a definite black eye. Guaranteed or your money back.

best way to get a black eye?

talk inappropriately to my daughter :smiley:

I guess to add excitement to my life.

LOL - and the usual extreme sports have failed you?

Mike

Consider an e-black eye. Done!

As for painless black eyes… are you kidding? Try maskara - painless and definitely exciting! :shifty:

haha you guys are funny.
haha, I dont wanna do anything innapropriate though, dont want a bad name. But my online reputation is more important, weird.

I dont know I just been sitting here and feeling like punching my face because I am so stupid, like maybe a hit in the head or a mark of damage will get my brain to work again and I can get motivation. Know what I mean?

if you pay me the flight tickets to Florida I am willing to help you for free :agree:
Also doing that to get some excitement?
ouh you know I can really really change your life!!

You just want a ticket to Florida to see Vinnie…

:hush:

Break your nose then you’ll get two for the price of one.

Paint your eye black.

Or go out, and tell the first nice girl you see: “would you E-marry me?”*
*kneeling is Advised that way she can kick you with her feet :wink:

add this to the smiley :lostseed:

the best way to get a black eye is to keep making silly threads about certain SP members and there so called “subtle romances”!!! :smashy:

haha you guys are hilarious.

now that i think about it im glad i didnt give myself a black eye that would have been stupid. :blush: but i was seriously considering it and i gave my face a few practice punches. lol, i didn’t only wuss out but i changed my mind too. Im a quitter :smiley:

No! not at all that’s funny! and very fashionable!

Be standing directly behind a somewhat chesty woman as you scream behind her, making her jump and turn suddenly? :slight_smile:

that was shot a long, long time ago

The easiest and most painless way, ummmmm. I know, let me show you something, it is very far away though, but you may use my binoculars.