Computer humour

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I’ll just leave this here…

https://medium.com/@FreeCodeCamp/coding-explained-in-25-profound-comics-8847ea03819c

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When my daughter is old enough to watch Tron, someone remind me to do this!

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Reminds me of this old favourite, it deserves to be repeated.

Some ten years ago my local newspaper had an article about computer users and their shortcomings.
There was a qoute from a research the Brittish Computer Active did 2003. A long time I had it pinned at my workdesk. Not verbatim as its translated back:

  • Three out of four computer users can not get their machine to do as they wish.
  • Ordinary users often fall into tears when the computer is obstinate.
  • More than half of all users think that the manuals are “pure garbage”.
  • 50% are yelling and swearing at their computers.
  • More than 25% of users let their anger out on the surroundings when the computer is stupid.
  • 14% say their relationship with the computer is stormy and emotional.
  • 6% admits that they have beaten their computer.

I recognize all of them. What percentage who took apart their machines instead I never found out. :blush:

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Spam isn’t even trying anymore…

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I just saw that on Twitter courtesy of @codepo8

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Programming: Real Life vs Movies

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I can’t stop looking.

So true, so true

source

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What do you call a person who makes a synagogue website using html tables to achieve layout instead of CSS?

Anti-semantic

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It’s not computer humour, but @RT_'s joke reminded me of another one that I’d heard a LONG time ago.

Did you hear that Kraft is going to build a factory in Jerusalem?

They are going to name it “Cheeses of Nazareth”.

(ducking and running)

:slight_smile:

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I wonder if he bought the mobile phone holder from Ebay?


Or maybe a car boot sale?

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I’ve flipflopped on these a number of times - can’t work out whether they’re the best option or not.

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That, my friend, is a ‘life hacker’ :stuck_out_tongue:

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colors.rgb(“blue”) yields “#0000FF”. colors.rgb(“yellowish blue”) yields NaN. colors.sort() yields “rainbow”

This cracked me up this morning.

Source: http://xkcd.com/1537/

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Mac & Cheese

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