Can I put COLSPAN definitions in my CSS?

I’m just hoping I don’t have to paste the data in for every single <th>, <td> etc.

No. colspan is an HTML td attribute. There is no CSS equivalent.

hell, i just can’t get used to this format. Thanks rp, my reply now showing on my first post phhhlltttttt!. I feel like I’m in a zero gravity pod whenever I post here, where nothing is strapped down and things keep poping up, rolling back, collapsing.

While I’m here, could you take a quick look at this little table and tell me if it looks “correct”? I don’t understand colspan and I’m not certain I’ve coded this little guy correctly:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<meta content="charset=UTF-8; text/html" http-equiv="Content-Type">
<title>COLSPANS</title>

<style type="TEXT/CSS">

    P {height: 100%;}

    body {
    margin-left: 30px;
    margin-right: 30px;   /*  TOP RIGHT BOTTOM LEFT  */
    margin-top: 100px;
    margin-bottom: 100px;
    }
    </style>
</head>

<body>
    <table border="5"
           cellpadding="15"
           cellspacing="10"
           style=
           "font-family: Lucida Console Bold, MONOSPACE; font-size: 20px; line-height: 22px; width: 100%; height: AUTO; text-align: left;">
    <tbody>
            <tr>
                <th style="width: 30%;">COLUMN ONE</th>
                <th style="width: 30%;">COLUMN TWO</th>
                <th style="width: 30%;">COLUMN THREE</th>
            </tr>
            <tr>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
            </tr>
            <tr>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
            </tr>
            <tr>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
            </tr>
            <tr>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
                <td>STUFF</td>
            </tr>
        </tbody>
    </table>
</body>
</html>

I do not see a colspan in the HTML. Did you want me to look at something else?

You are correct! lol No it’s just one of my little book/movie projects and for some reason there are certain tables that no matter what I do to discipline the columns they just will not get in line. I stumbled on the old COLSPAN and wondered if I should rewrite the whole thing using its code. I managed to get a couple seasons of the Fox sketch comedy show of the 1990s In Living Color cheap and am building the Mother of All Tables which I’ll carve up and print out eventually (it’s HUGE). But this bizarre column shifting is driving me nuts. I swear, I can literally duplicate the code on some of these tables and paste it in verbatim to the problem row/column. It takes; I save the page; and the minute I reopen it again it’s right back, 3 columns dangling off the edge. It’s just driving me nuts.

So yes, the colspan is what I’m going to try, but I don’t exactly know where to put it. In the TH column headers? in every column? in every row? Looking at my little file above how would you advise I proceed? Thanks rp, always a pleasure. I’ll check back tomorrow.

Unless I am misunderstanding you, the “real” problem doesn’t sound like a colspan issue but instead about fixing the width of table columns consistently.

I’ll open with the usual advisory message that using tables for page layout is a very bad approach nowadays. It is a relic from the earliest days of HTML before CSS “civilized” web page design. That’s old. Most layouts can be done with more semantically appropriate tags, elements that mean something to screen readers, etc, and are much, much easier to maintain and control. Tables should be reserved for spreadsheet-style data, aka. “tabular” data. I’m sure you’ve heard all of this before, so I’ll stop flogging the dead horse.

It would be very helpful if you could post an example of the problem that you are facing… tables whose columns do not align. You might prefer to create an example and publish it on your site while we talk about it rather than post code here. I envision quite a bit of code, but if you can simplify it so it still demonstrates the problem, that would be a bonus.

In general, tables/table cells adapt to the width and quantity of their contents. You can change that behavior by assigning {table-layout:fixed} to the table. The best way to do this is to put the table inside an outer div container and assign a width of 100% to the table. The common outer framing container will allow the table and cells to be consistently wide and fluid. Then assign percent widths to the columns that add up to exactly 100%. The table columns will maintain those relative widths regardless of their contents.

colspans are for spanning multiple columns within an HTML table. They work fine, if all of the columns are defined in the first row.

This conversation drifted into colspans in the latter half of the thread. I posted a couple of examples near/at the end that may or may not be meaningful to you. No harm in giving them a glance if you are still interested in colspan.
Tables and HTML newsletters are baking my noodle - #2 by ronpat

Hope this helps.

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As Ron said colspan is used to span a number of cells in a table-row. You can span 2 or more cells as required and even have the whole row as one cell that spans all the cells above.

However you can’t span half a cell and if you needed that effect then you would need to start off with twice the number of cells in the row above and then colspan pairs of cells in that row and that would allow you to effectively span 1 and half cells in the following row.

Remember that the number of cells in each row must always add up correctly (including the colspan) otherwise the table structure may be compromised.

This old example shows how colspan can be used to merge cells but still to keep data organised.

Paul, RP howdy. Okay I’m going to Tidy up my code so it’s presentable to you all, but meantime . . . I’ve got a huge portion of this to work, but the latest issue is that I can see the bounding cells’ borders in Dreamweaver but not in either Firefox or Chrome. I’m attaching (a slice of) my little In Living Color project from within Dreamweaver 8. Let me grab my broom and I’ll be back in a sec. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Are you wanting to see the borders or not?

If not, don’t worry about it. No one is going to be viewing the site in Dreamwaever.

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Is it a problem that you can see bounding borders in Dreamweaver 8 but not in FF or Chrome?

You do realize that Dreamweaver is not a browser, don’t you?

And that it was released in 2005, so it’s not even “modern”?

???

Okay gentlemen, here is my code. Please note that I’m reserving a style position for hiheaux to (attempt to) implement RonPat’s alternating-row jquery color scheme, and then when I get it working I want to take it a step further and adjust the luminosity of each DISC in that Season’s HUE by a factor of 4.

So for example, if you look at SEASON 2 there are FOUR DISCS. If my HUE is PURPLE for Season 2, their darkest-to-lightest I row colors would look like this and always begin with the luminosity of 238:

DISC 1 PURPLE at a luminosity of 238
DISC 2 PURPLE at a luminosity of 242
DISC 3 PURPLE at a luminosity of 246
DISC 4 PURPLE at a luminosity of 250 >because anythihng higher and it’s WHITE! lol :eyes:

Let me say that I do not want a script to do this. I’ll select the HUE and code in the associated hex color per disc manually (this is after all just a little project for my own private use!). I just want to see if I can get the jquery to work anywhere on this file.

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">
<html>
<HEAD>
<META content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type">
<title>IN LIVING COLOR &#9658; 5 Seasons &#9679;1990 - 1994</title>

<style type="text/css">

    .hiheux_oddChild {
    background-color: #FFFFDB;}

    p {height: 100%;}

    H1 {
        COLOR: CRIMSON; 
    font-family: PRESTIGE12 BT, MONOSPACE; font-weight: bold; 
    text-align: LEFT; font-size: 30px; line-height: 30px;}

    H2,H3,H4,H5,H6 {
        COLOR: #006666; 
    /*        COLOR: CYAN; */
    font-family: PRESTIGE12 BT, MONOSPACE; font-weight: bold;
    text-align: CENTER; font-size: 30px; line-height: 30px;}

    body {
    font-size: 16px;
    line-height: 16px;
    font-family: PRESTIGE12 BT, MONOSPACE; font-weight: bold; 
    /*     font-family: LettrGoth12 BT, Bold, MONOSPACE; */
    margin-left: 30px;
    margin-right: 30px;
    margin-top: 30px;
    margin-bottom: 100px;}

    th, td {
         border: 2px;
        padding: 10px;
    }

    table {
         border: 10px INSET CYAN;
    border-collapse: collapse;
    column-span: 5; /* See Addt&rsquo;l Browser Compatibility below */
          width: 100%;
     margin-top: 50px;
    border-collapse: collapse;
        padding: 8px;   /* INSIDE the border of an element */
    cellspacing: 4px;  /* OUTSIDE the border of an element */
    font-family: PRESTIGE12 BT, BOLD, MONOSPACE;
    /*     font-family: LettrGoth12 BT, Bold, MONOSPACE; */
     margin-top: 30px;
    margin-bottom: 10px;
    -webkit-column-span: 5; /* Safari & Chrome */
    -moz-column-span: 5; /* Firefox */
    -ms-column-span: 5; /* Internet Explorer */
     -o-column-span: 5; /* Opera */
    }

sup {
         color: CRIMSON;
     font-size: 20px;
   font-weight: BOLD; 
vertical-align: SUPER;}

   a:link {color: BLUE;}
a:visited {color: DODGERBLUE;}
  a:hover {color: RED;}
 a:active {color: INDIGO;}
</style>

</head>

<body>

    <h3>Season 2</h3>

    <h1>DISC 1</h1>

    <table>
        <tbody>
            <tr>
                <th>SEQ</th>

                <th>EPISODE</th>

                <th>AIR DATE</th>

                <th>DISC</th>

                <th>SKETCHES</th>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>014</td>

                <td>1</td>

                <td>1990-09-23</td>

                <td>ONE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Hey Mon/Hedley
                        Hospital&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Sidekick&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Bigger Brothers&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Mudhead&rsquo;s
                        Funeral&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Men on Films II&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Queen Latifah and Flavor Flav close the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>015</td>

                <td>2</td>

                <td>1990-09-30</td>

                <td>ONE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Anton: Army Recruitment
                        Office&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Man Trainer&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Roseanne Sings
                        America&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Luther Campbell Writes a Clean
                        Song&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Homey D. Clown: When Homey Met
                        Sally&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>016</td>

                <td>3</td>

                <td>1990-10-07</td>

                <td>ONE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Untouchables&rdquo; baseball bat
                        dinner intro</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Flatuscents&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Good Morning/Good
                        Night&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Cephus &amp; Reesie&rsquo;s
                        Broadway Tour&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Buttmans: Guess Who&rsquo;s
                        Coming to Dinner?&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Spike&rsquo;s Joint&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>017</td>

                <td>4</td>

                <td>1990-10-14</td>

                <td>ONE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Fly Girl Brain
                        Surgeons&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Tag Team Evangelists&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Benita Butrell: Uninvited
                        Guest&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;1-900-YT-GUILT&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Al MacAfee: Hall
                        Monitor&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Monie Love closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>018</td>

                <td>5</td>

                <td>1990-10-21</td>

                <td>ONE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Black Like You&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Go On Girl: Sensitive
                        Men&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;I Won&rsquo;t Drift
                        Away&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Miss Black Person
                        U.S.A.&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>019</td>

                <td>6</td>

                <td>1990-10-28</td>

                <td>ONE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Hey Mon/Hedley Court&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Shahrazad Ali&rsquo;s
                        Video&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Snackin&rsquo; Shack&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Frenchie&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Heavy D &amp; the Boyz open the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>020</td>

                <td>7</td>

                <td>1990-11-04</td>

                <td>ONE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Shawn Wayans, Rap
                        Star&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;B.S. Brothers: Penitentiary
                        IV&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Iraqi Fashion Show&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lil&rsquo; Miss Trouble: The
                        School Play&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Vera De Milo: Buffed, Beautiful,
                        and Bitchen&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Homeboy Shopping Network:
                        Hollywood Homeboys&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>
        </tbody>
    </table>

    <h3>Season 2</h3>

    <h1>DISC 2</h1>

    <table>
        <tbody>
            <tr>
                <th>SEQ</th>

                <th>EPISODE</th>

                <th>AIR DATE</th>

                <th>DISC</th>

                <th>SKETCHES</th>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>21</td>

                <td>8</td>

                <td>1990-11-11</td>

                <td>TWO</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Magenta Thompson&rsquo;s Acting
                        School&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Foundation for Golf
                        Heritage&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Evelyn Smith&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Laquita Sings the Blues&rdquo;
                        featuring Billy Dee Williams</li>

                        <li>Billy Dee Williams closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>22</td>

                <td>9</td>

                <td>1990-11-18</td>

                <td>TWO</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Lassie &rsquo;90&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Amazing Grace&mdash;Rocky
                        VI&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Dinner with Millie&rdquo; (cut
                        from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;PMS Defense System&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Men on Vacation&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Carl Jamal Taylor guest stars as first
                        &rdquo;Fly Guy&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>3rd Bass closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>23</td>

                <td>10</td>

                <td>1990-11-25</td>

                <td>TWO</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;The Brothers Brothers: Two
                        Sistas for Two Brothers&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Barbara Bush Visits the
                        Illiterates&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Dickie Peterson: Cherub of
                        Justice&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Anton&rsquo;s
                        Thanksgiving&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>D-Nice closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>24</td>

                <td>11</td>

                <td>1990-12-16</td>

                <td>TWO</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Three Champs and a Little
                        Lady&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Newlywed Game&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Good Behavior Variety
                        Hour&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Handi Man: The Justice Legion of
                        America&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Nikki D closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>25</td>

                <td>12<sup>2</sup></td>

                <td>1990-12-23</td>

                <td>TWO</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Afro-phone&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Vera De Milo: Veracosa, Mistress
                        of Destruction&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Cephus &amp; Reesie: The
                        Christmas Album&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lil&rsquo; Miss Trouble at the
                        Museum&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Homey D. Clown: Homey
                        Claus&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>26</td>

                <td>13</td>

                <td>1991-01-13</td>

                <td>TWO</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;The Brothers Brothers: Tom and
                        Tom for the Arizona Tourism
                        Commission&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Johnny Abdul&mdash;Saudi-Rock
                        Star&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Last Orphan&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Velma Mullholland&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;B.S. Brothers: Funky Finger
                        Productions&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Head Detective&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Rich Nice closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>27</td>

                <td>14</td>

                <td>1991-02-03</td>

                <td>TWO</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Mr. Squeegee&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;B.S. Brothers: Big
                        Break&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Fashion Tampons&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Fire Marshall Bill: Home
                        Safety&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Homey D. Clown: Home E.
                        Cheese&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Carla Garrido joins the Fly Girls</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>
        </tbody>
    </table>

    <h3>Season 2</h3>

    <h1>DISC 3</h1>

    <table>
        <tbody>
            <tr>
                <th>SEQ</th>

                <th>EPISODE</th>

                <th>AIR DATE</th>

                <th>DISC</th>

                <th>SKETCHES</th>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>28</td>

                <td>15</td>

                <td>1991-02-10</td>

                <td>THREE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Benita Butrell: Block
                        Captain&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Vanilla Ice - White White
                        Baby&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Al Macafee, Prom
                        Chaperone&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Oswald Meets the Parole
                        Board&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;My Dark Conscience&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Fruit of the Loom
                        Boxers&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>29</td>

                <td>16</td>

                <td>1991-02-17</td>

                <td>THREE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Ejector Bed&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Frenchie at a Bachelor
                        Party&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lonny Parker, Attorney at
                        Law&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Les and Wes: Twin
                        Stars&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Anton in the Burbs&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Leaders of the New School close the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>30</td>

                <td>17</td>

                <td>1991-02-24</td>

                <td>THREE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Prison Cable Network&rsquo;s
                        Win, Lose, or Draw&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Milk Commercial with Vera De
                        Milo&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Pentagon Briefing&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Calhoun Tubbs on the Campaign
                        Trail&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Great Sperm Bank
                        Robbery&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Andrea Dice Clay on Love
                        Connection&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>31</td>

                <td>18</td>

                <td>1991-03-03</td>

                <td>THREE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;The Brothers Brothers: Tom and
                        Tom at the Country Club&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Oprah PSA&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;End Zone
                        Choreographer&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lil&rsquo; Magic: The Government
                        Cheese&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Fire Marshall Bill: Classroom
                        Safety&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Another Bad Creation closes the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>32</td>

                <td>19</td>

                <td>1991-03-17</td>

                <td>THREE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;David Alan Grier&rsquo;s Tribute
                        to Broadway&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Velma II&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Cephus &amp; Reesie: Last
                        Request&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Do You Feel Lucky
                        Promo&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The 595 Club&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Vera DeMilo: Pretty Buffed
                        Woman&rdquo; (spoof of &lsquo;Pretty
                        Woman&rsquo;)</li>

                        <li>KRS-One closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>33</td>

                <td>20</td>

                <td>1991-03-31</td>

                <td>THREE</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;B.S. Brothers &amp;
                        Sistas&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Summer&rsquo;s Dawn&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lil&rsquo; Miss Trouble Runs
                        Away&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Superfly&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Snackin&rsquo; Shack: The New
                        Waitress&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Four 2 closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>34</td>

                <td>21</td>

                <td>1991-04-14</td>

                <td>THREE</td>

                <td>
                    RERUNS<br>
                     

                    <ul>
                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Anton Volunteers&rdquo;
                        (repeat from Season 2, Episode 2)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Fashion Tampons&rdquo;
                        (repeat from Season 2, Episode 14)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Spike&rsquo;s Joint&rdquo;
                        (repeat from Season 2, Episode 3)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;I Won&rsquo;t Drift
                        Away&rdquo; (repeat from Season 2, Episode
                        5)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Ejector Bed&rdquo; (repeat
                        from Season 2, Episode 16)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Head Detective&rdquo;
                        (repeat from Season 2, Episode 13)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Men on Film&rdquo; (repeat
                        from Season 2, Episode 1)</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>
        </tbody>
    </table>

    <h3>Season 2</h3>

    <h1>DISC 4</h1>

    <table>
        <tbody>
            <tr>
                <th>SEQ</th>

                <th>EPISODE</th>

                <th>AIR DATE</th>

                <th>DISC</th>

                <th>SKETCHES</th>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>35</td>

                <td>22</td>

                <td>1991-04-28</td>

                <td>FOUR</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Detecive Head Goes
                        Bowling&rdquo; with Ellen Cleghorne</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Handi Man&rsquo;s Evil
                        Twin&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Arsenio Hall of
                        Justice&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Public Enemy and Ice Cube close the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>36</td>

                <td>23</td>

                <td>1991-05-05</td>

                <td>FOUR</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Three Champs and a Little
                        Lady&rdquo; (repeat from Season 2, Episode
                        11)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Black Like You&rdquo;
                        (repeat from Season 2, Episode 5)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;New Ambassador&rdquo;
                        (repeat from Season 1, Episode 5)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Mo&rsquo; Money with Whiz
                        and Ice&rdquo; (repeat from Season 1,
                        Episode 9)</li>

                        <li>The Afros close the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>37</td>

                <td>24</td>

                <td>1991-05-12</td>

                <td>FOUR</td>

                <td>
                    SEASON FINALE<br>
                     

                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Lil&rsquo; Magic: The
                        Audition&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Oprah&rsquo;s Restaurant&rdquo;
                        with Ellen Cleghorne</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Homey D. Clown: Homey the Sell
                        Out&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Men on Television: Blaine
                        Becomes Hetero&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>38</td>

                <td>25</td>

                <td>1991-08-11</td>

                <td>FOUR</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Dickie Peterson: Secret
                        Service&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;A New 911 Message
                        Service&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Frenchie at the
                        Opera&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Clear Conscience Fur Farm and
                        Outlet Store&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Velma Mulholland
                        Sings&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Visiting Day for
                        Oswald&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>39</td>

                <td>26</td>

                <td>1991-09-01</td>

                <td>FOUR</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Amazing Grace: Rocky
                        VI&rdquo; (repeat from Season 2, Episode
                        9)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Vera DeMilo: Veracosa
                        Mistress of Destruction&rdquo; (repeat from
                        Season 2, Episode 12)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Mudhead&rsquo;s
                        Funeral&rdquo; (repeat from Season 2,
                        Episode 1)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Men on Vacation&rdquo;
                        (repeat from Season 2, Episode 9)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Homey D. Clown: When Homey
                        Met Sally&rdquo; (repeat from Season 2,
                        Episode 2)</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
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                <th>SEQ</th>

                <th>EPISODE</th>

                <th>AIR DATE</th>

                <th>DISC</th>

                <th>SKETCHES</th>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>70 1 27 September 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Ross Perot NAACP
                        Meeting&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Fire Marshal Bill Rebuilds Los
                        Angeles&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Rodney King and Reginald Denny
                        Public Service Announcement&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Edward James Olmos Does
                        Yardwork&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Benita Butrell at the L.A. Riots
                        &rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>71 2 4 October 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Go on Girl with Barbara Bush and
                        Hillary Clinton&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Dueling Psychics&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Snuff and Roam Go To
                        Jail&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ugly Wanda in Basic
                        Instank&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>72 3 11 October 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;MTV&rsquo;s Political
                        Coverage&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Cousin Elsee at the
                        Wake&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Woody Allen for Date the
                        Children&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Whitney Houston: Get Your Babies
                        Tonight&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Mr. and Mrs. Brooks&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Gang Starr closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>73 4 18 October 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>Vanessa Williams: &rdquo;You Can All
                        Just Kiss My Ass&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Tonight Show with Jay Leno:
                        Sin&eacute;ad O&rsquo;Connor
                        Protesting&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Beauty Tips with Lori
                        Davis&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;George Hamilton Brand Luggage
                        and Belts&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Black Peoples Awards&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>A.D.O.R. closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>74 5 25 October 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Trail Mix-a-Lot&rdquo; in
                        &rdquo;Baby Got Snacks&rdquo; (cut from
                        DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lonnie the Childish
                        Adult&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Super Bimbo&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Def Jam Comedy Hour: Audience
                        Reactions&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Juice Mania&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Grand Puba closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>75 6 1 November 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>Bill Clinton in &rdquo;Humpin&rsquo;
                        Around&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Head Detective&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ice Poe: At The
                        Airport&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Sue Goober: 007 Bond Girl
                        Audition&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Anton at Comic
                        Relief&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>76 7 8 November 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>Shabba Ranks in &rdquo;Mr. Ugly
                        Man&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Dysfunctional Home Show: How
                        to Cook Pork and Beans&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Snuff &amp; Roam:
                        Nightclubbing&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Homey D. Clown: Homey&rsquo;s
                        Son&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Wreckx-N-Effect closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>77 8 15 November 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Saturday Night Live&rsquo;s
                        Chris Rock and Garrett Morris for Anonymous
                        Express&rdquo; (includes Molly Shannon
                        cameo)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ugly Woman: Wanda Meets Luther
                        the Ugly Man&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Loomis Simmons: Make Me
                        Rich!&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Handi-Man Loses His
                        Powers&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth close the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>78 9 22 November 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Prince of Munchkin Land&rdquo;
                        (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Mr. &amp; Mrs. Brooks
                        Thanksgiving Dinner&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Candy Cane&rsquo;s Puppet
                        Show&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Men on Cooking&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Mary J. Blige closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>79 10 13 December 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>Madonna in &rdquo;Neurotica&rdquo; (cut
                        from DVD) &rdquo;Gays in the
                        Military&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lil&rsquo; Magic: Working
                        Girl&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Edwin O. Fay&rsquo;s
                        Skin-Lightening Treatment (a.k.a
                        &rdquo;Your Face is Your
                        Passport&rdquo;)&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Dracula Meets Ugly
                        Wanda&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>80 11 20 December 1992</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Driving Miss Schott&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;An Ice Poe Christmas&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Benita Butrell: Holiday
                        Volunteer&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Cephus and Reesie: Tunes for
                        Tots&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Why?: Black Eyewitnesses in the
                        News&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Al MacAfee: How MacAfee Stole
                        Christmas&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Jamie Foxx sings This Christmas for the
                        show&rsquo;s close (cut from DVD)</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>81 12 3 January 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Vera DeMilo and Little Richard:
                        The Stank of a Woman&rdquo; (cut from
                        DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Bodyguard with Grace
                        Jones&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Cousin Elsee: At the
                        Hospital&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Why: Rap Music Used for
                        Commercials&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Dysfunctional Home Show:
                        Belated Christmas Special&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Mr. &amp; Mrs. Brooks Second
                        Honeymoon&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Digable Planets close the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>82 13 17 January 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;The Capitol Hillbillies&rdquo;
                        (spoof of The Beverly Hillbillies)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Benita Butrell:
                        Physician&rsquo;s Office&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Amy Fisher&rsquo;s &rsquo;Bang
                        for Your Buck&rsquo; Seminar&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Tales from the Crib&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ross Perot Buys Up
                        Airtime&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;You Bet Your Career&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Father MC closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>83 14 6 February 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;La Toya Jackson: Michael
                        Unwrapped&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Home Alone Again with Michael
                        Jackson&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Michael Jackson Potato
                        Head&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Family Feud&rsquo;s The Royal
                        Family and The Jacksons&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Another Bad Creation closes the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>84 15 7 February 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Alive II: with Richard
                        Simmons&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Loomis Simmons&rsquo; The Power
                        Stretch&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Info Group&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;What If Bob Hope was
                        Black?&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Sgt. Stacey Koon on
                        COPS&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Men on Fitness&rdquo; (with
                        guest Damon Wayans, former cast
                        member)</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>85 16 11 February 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Bill Cosby&rsquo;s Condom
                        Commercial&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Homey D. Clown&rsquo;s Parole
                        Romance&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ejector Bed&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Velma on a Blind
                        Date&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ugly Woman&rsquo;s One Night
                        Stand&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>86 17 14 February 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Oswald: Booked on
                        Phonics&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Forever Silky&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lashawn: Dry Cleaners&rdquo;
                        with guest star Sherman Hemsley as
                        &rdquo;Mr. Jefferson&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Reality Check: Singing to Aretha
                        Franklin&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Fire Marshall Bill: Teppanyaki
                        Restaurant Safety&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Arrested Development closes the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>87 18 21 February 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Joe Jackson: Lock You in the
                        Closet&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Suzanne Sommers for
                        Thighmaster&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Calhoun Tubbs: Prison
                        Performance&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Little Richard in: Dirty Little
                        Dick&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Geraldo Rivera: The Black Child
                        Star Mill&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Rodney Dangerfield Gets Pulled
                        Over&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Mr. &amp; Mrs. Brooks: Garage
                        Sale&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>88 19 25 February 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Men on Film Festival&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Rise to Stardom&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Cliff Hanger&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Sponsors&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ratings&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>89 20 28 February 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Boyz II Wimps: End of the
                        Road&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Jack&eacute;e Harry in Passenger
                        227&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Background Guy at the White
                        House&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Dysfunctional Home Show:
                        Wedding&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ugly Woman: The Fifth En Vogue
                        Member&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>90 21 7 March 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Isabel Sanford&rsquo;s Weezies
                        brand Throat Drops&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;A Different Message&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Why?: Reporters Affecting
                        Accents&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Super Dave Dance
                        Transition/Finale&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Charles Bronson&rsquo;s
                        &rsquo;Make a Death Wish&rsquo;
                        Foundation&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Grandpa and Duke the Dead Dog:
                        Best in Show&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Naughty By Nature closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>91 22 14 March 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Great Moments In Black History:
                        The First Record Scratcher&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Al Sharpton&rsquo;s Hunger
                        Strike&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;What If Archie Bunker was
                        Black?&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Mr. Rogers: Insufferable
                        Prick&rdquo; (a.k.a. &rdquo;Mr. Rogers at
                        the Video Store&rdquo;)</li>

                        <li>Heavy D and The Boyz close the
                        show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>92 23 21 March 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <p>RERUNS</p>

                    <ul>
                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Rodney King and Reginald
                        Denny PSA&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Why? Black
                        Eyewitnesses&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Oswald: Booked on
                        Phonics&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Ross Perot Buys Up
                        Airtime&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Driving Miss
                        Schott&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Beauty Tips with Lori
                        Davis&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Ugly Wanda:
                        Dracula&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>93 24 4 April 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;What If Barbra Streisand was
                        Black?&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Al MacAfee: Metal Detector at
                        School&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Sheila Peace: Employment
                        Agency&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lashawn: Makeover&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Black People&rsquo;s
                        Show&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Prince Markie Dee and The Soul
                        Convention close the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>94 25 25 April 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Reality Check: Dancing Like The
                        Fly Girls&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Baby Lonnie at the
                        Doctor&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Overly Confident Gay Man Comes
                        Out&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Snookie&rdquo; with Jenifer
                        Lewis</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Sgt. Koon&rsquo;s Police
                        Academy&rdquo; with Molly Shannon
                        cameo</li>

                        <li>Da Youngsta&rsquo;s close the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>95 26 29 April 1993</td>

                <td>
                    RERUNS of the BEST COMMERCIAL PARODIES<br>

                    <ul>
                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;The Player&rsquo;s Club
                        brand Billy Club&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;SillyCone Brand Breast
                        Implants&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Vera De Milo: Milk
                        Commercial&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Sally Struthers: Feed the
                        Planet&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Tes-T-Shields Masculine
                        Hygiene Pads&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Muttco&rsquo;s Coyote Ugly
                        One-Night Stand Escape Kit&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;George Hamilton Luggage
                        and Belts&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Amy Fisher&rsquo;s
                        &rdquo;Bang For Your Buck&rdquo;
                        Seminar&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Juicemania&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>96 27 2 May 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Arsenio Hall, Whoopi Goldberg,
                        and Jay Leno: Undigable Hosts&rdquo; (cut
                        from DVD)</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Loomis Simmons: Psychic
                        Hotline&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;MTV&rsquo;s Teen
                        Court&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;James Brown in The Groom
                        Room&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Carl &rdquo;The Tooth&rdquo;
                        Williams&rdquo; (cut from DVD)</li>

                        <li>Showbiz, A.G., and Dres from Black
                        Sheep close the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>97 28 6 May 1993</td>

                <td>
                    RERUNS<br>

                    <ul>
                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;The Superfly&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;El Grande Y Spectacular
                        Muchacho Rocketeer&rdquo; (&rdquo;The
                        Mexican Rocketeer&rdquo;)</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;My Left Foot of
                        Fury&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Oswald: Silence of the
                        Lambs II&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Passenger 227&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Ugly Wanda in Basic
                        Instank II&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>98 29 9 May 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Heterosexual Pride
                        Parade&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Reality Check: Wearing a
                        Bikini&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Calhoun Tubbs: Chuck E.
                        Cheddar&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Thelma &amp; Louise
                        Jefferson&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Mrs. Sheridan&rsquo;s Phone
                        Call&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Ugly Wanda: The Queen of the Old
                        West)&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>Onyx closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>99 30 13 May 1993</td>

                <td>
                    RERUNS<br>

                    <ul>
                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Elvis Sighting&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;What If Bob Hope Were
                        Black?&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Woody Allen: Date The
                        Children&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;Jay Leno&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&reg; &rdquo;You Bet Your
                        Career&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>100 31 16 May 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Grandpa and Duke the Dead Dog:
                        Beer Commercial Audition&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Vera De Milo: Breasts Of
                        Fury!&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Snackin&rsquo; Shack: Eligible
                        Bachelor&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Bunny &amp; Clive: Incompetent
                        Teenage Thugs&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Dysfunctional Home Show:
                        Grandma&rsquo;s Funeral&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>The Pharcyde closes the show</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>

            <tr>
                <td>101 32 23 May 1993</td>

                <td>
                    <ul>
                        <li>&ldquo;Joe Jackson: Rock &rsquo;Em Sock
                        &rsquo;Em Jacksons&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;In Living Color Complaint
                        Line&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Lashawn: Beauty Shop&rdquo; with
                        LaWanda Page cameo</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;Why? Star Trek Aliens Portrayed
                        By Black People&rdquo; with Molly Shannon
                        cameo</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;B.S. Brothers: Big
                        Break&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;In Living Color Complaint Line
                        #2&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;The Champ: The Tooth Goes to
                        Senate&rdquo;</li>

                        <li>&ldquo;In Living Color Complaint Line
                        #3&rdquo;</li>
                    </ul>
                </td>
            </tr>
        </tbody>
    </table>

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        EXXON<sup>1</sup> This was originally the fictional ad for
        &ldquo;Colt 45&rdquo; on the original FOX broadcast, but
        has been replaced with &ldquo;The Exxxon Family&rdquo; on
        DVD and in syndication, FX, FXX, BET, and Centric<br>
        <br>
        CAKE<sup>2</sup> 25th Episode &ldquo;cake incident&rdquo;,
        where David Alan Grier runs his finger through the cake and
        is subsequently caught and dumped, fanny-first, on top of
        the adulterated cake.<br>
        <br>
        ADLIBBED<sup>3</sup> All versions &mdash; including DVD
        prints and reruns on FX, FXX, BET, and Centric &mdash; edit
        out adlibbed lines implying that Richard Gere and Carl
        Lewis are homosexuals<br>
        <br>
        THE AL SHARPTON<sup>4</sup> From Season 3, episode 8: This
        sketch is not shown on FXX repeats as well as On Demand,
        but it has been replaced with &ldquo;The Al Sharpton and
        Louis Farrakhan Comedy Hour: Haunted House&rdquo;<br>
        <br>
        ARCHIE BUNKER<sup>5</sup> Would later become &ldquo;All Up
        in the Family&rdquo; in the fifth season.<br>
        <br>
        RIOTS<sup>6</sup> The FXX version inexplicably cuts out the
        beginning of Rodney King&rsquo;s song near the end where he
        mentions driving down Foothill Boulevard.<br>
        <br>
        FIRE MARSHALL<sup>7</sup> The FXX reruns edit out Fire
        Marshall Bill&rsquo;s line that implies he and an Arab man
        named Abdul were involved with the 1993 bombing of the
        World Trade Center.<br>
        <br>
        COPS<sup>8</sup> Parody of COPS. Coincidentally, Saturday
        Night Live had a similar sketch on the season 19 episode
        hosted by Martin Lawrence
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Oh hell I didn’t tidy it.

I am being overcredited here. I don’t even know how to spell j-q-u-e-r-i-e let alone write a color scheme using it. I would go the CSS route.

Where is the Javascript/jQuery script? I didn’t see any in either table.

Seriously, Semi, I’m having trouble following the train of thought in this thread. It seems to be everywhere but following a track. Maybe it’s me…

table hiheaux has 4 tables with 5 columns each.

table Ross has 1 table with 5 columns in a different order than those in hiheaux, and only the left two column have data. The right three are empty.

How can we help you?

If you want the traditional table / table cell borders, then set the table border attribute to 1. Otherwise use CSS to style the borders around the table and table cells separately as you wish.

Unsolicited advice… change your HTML4 doctypes to HTML5 style. It’s easy. Table Ross has an invalid attempt at a transitional doctype. Give yourself a break. Go with the HTML5 doctype. You can’t go wrong. You will need to make a few “adjustments” in the head portion of the page, but that’s easy enough to do.

Hi Sam, yes I do want the cell borders!

this post isn’t empty. (Sorry, Discurse insisted.)

I can see TABLE borders, but none of the (interior) cell borders.
That screenshot was from within Dreamweaver so I could upload a rough approximation of what I’m looking for since it doesn’t work on any browser and if I took that shot of the brower this is what I would see: Nothing. In other words.
No interiors in Firefox
No interiors in Chrome.

Please. Dreamweaver not a browser? Do you think I’m an imbecile? I’m too poor to purchase Adobe’s latest version of DW; coding is not my life; and I don’t do this every day.

Now as I posted earlier, I’ve straightened out the column issues (not the borders, the columns that jumped their tracks). My goal is to get the cell borders to display — the screenshot I uploaded from within DW else you’d be looking at white — and then I’m going to disappear for a bit to study this jquery thing and see if I can get it to work myself.

The cell borders . . . ?

An important point of clarification:
My confusion viz borders is that I don’t know how to refer to two different sets of borders, and my attempt in CSS doesn’t work.

There should be the frame of the table itself — styled border: 10px INSET CYAN; — that works just fine; but I don’t know how to add the second border (the cell borders I can’t make display).

for the third time:

If you do not understand that, or need more detailed help, please specify what you need.