BLZ
July 20, 2012, 5:22am
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Sorry to hijack your thread c_c_lia.
[OT]I found that extremely funny r937.
As a Calgarian this is another fave of mine:
Q: How many Calgarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. 1 to change the actual lightbulb, 4 to reminisce about the time we hosted the Olympics almost 30 years ago
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Doug_G
July 20, 2012, 5:45am
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Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
If you guys already give the answer, what kind of a riddle is it?
[FONT=Verdana]Answer: a lousy one.
There are two teddy bears sitting on the stairs. Which one’s the pilot?[/FONT]
guido2004:
The one with the hat?
No - the one that wants the landing lights on.
Doug_G
July 21, 2012, 2:37am
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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road?
ralphm
July 21, 2012, 5:14am
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Because Colonel Sanders is on his tail? :eyebrow:
Because it wants to be on the other side of the road
ralphm
July 21, 2012, 6:43am
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Because its head was cut off?
Doug_G
July 22, 2012, 2:41am
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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road?
Although the earlier responses are excellent, the correct answer is: “Because iit would take too long to go around it”.
system
July 29, 2012, 6:45pm
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Why is the letter E like London?
Stevie_D:
It’s a capital?
Not any old capital - it’s the capital of England.