It has been just over fifteen years and I still remember the bleak UK winters I spent in the Original York 
If you only want your existing Wordpress site converted to basic html/css then you may be interested in this topic:
Today I had a eureka for making a page load faster
I am in the process of adding a delete feature to the cache so that pages generated by the original site will take precedence again but only until a cached file is once again available.
You can see the work in progress here:
http://anetizer.com/___CACHE_ANETIZER/index.php
Update:
To view the file (Beware: must use without .html extension):