Your honor, let the record show that I have been steadfast in pushing people away from using JavaScript for this technique. That man has no just cause to kick me in the square, in the round, or in any other polygrammatical area that you care to name.
But it’s true that
var arr = [
name: 'Paul Wilkins',
sex: 'Male',
religion: 'No thanks' [b]<-- Santa won't give you presents[/b]
];
even though he’s become pretty much a capitalist construction and high-fructose-corn-syrup poster boy.
No pointers??? I thought everyone who stole from Perl had pointers.
No, but my family does, and I for them.
I do also find a lot of comfort though in the message given to us by this web comic:
Absolutely. Except it happens to come with a bunch of other garbage.
Though I guess that’s inevitable… nice ideas get garbage added.
At least the xmas wrapping is nice and easy to deal with.
woe is me… all this time, what I was told were pointers in Perl, are not really… just references. Apparently because Perl doesn’t need to care about memory allocation because it’s got garbage collection.