A crazy idea - mark_script_ready()

Further to my above Eureka, as well as extracting the Laravel bare HTML output, I have also used CodeIgniter 3.0 to extract the bare HTML. It is working fine and gets 100% Pingdom Performance Grade.

CodeIgniter:

  // RENDER TO SCREEN
    $this->load->view( $data['page_new'], $data, FALSE); 

  //  if 200===http_response_code() 
  //      WRITE TO "_CACHE_JJ/current/"  
  //   else
  //      WRITE TO "_CACHE_JJ/Found"
     $this->_new_cache_jj($data, $delete= FALSE);

Cached web-pages that bypass PHP & MySQL?

http://www.johns-jokes.com/_CACHE_JJ/current/

.htaccess
script checks if the file exists in the cached folder and outputs the file

Question:
Does Apache load PHP & MySQL regardless?