[CONTEST] PUN more time

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“People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to love them” - Jay Heinrichs.

Due to the success of our initial PUNtest, we want to challenge you again.

Apply your best paronomasia skills to win Sitepoint prizes!!

We want to see your best effort, manipulating the English language, to fabricate puns.

Here is an example:
Phrase -

Phil wanted to become a Hot Air Balloon Pilot

Possible answers (entries):

On his resume, Phil’s description of his experience is HIGHLY INFLATED

Phil’s friends say he always has his head in the clouds

Here are the rules:

  • Reply to this thread with a post that is a pun on the Phrase provided
  • Please NO REPLIES to comment on the thread
  • Keep your response to one or two sentences only
  • After collecting a list of “groaners” we will post a poll put it to a vote
  • The author of the puniest response will have a choice of Sitepoint e-books

Here is the phrase you must use:

Ed was a teacher who knows nothing about websites. He wants to be a content writer. How should he begin?

*Sorry, English only.

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Out with the blackboard, in with the keyboard.

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He went from a blackboard to BlackBoard, but he did such a bad job that they called him Special Ed.

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Ed learned how to use WordPress, so he would not need to learn HTML. Thus he became a contented content writer.

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Ed already knows that girls will hike up their skirts to try and get their markup. It seems he has a lot of the elements and attributes needed already.

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He should look at the web side of life, lest he never be content!

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He wants to be a content writer. How should he begin?

With regular meditation, and lots of writing practice, he’ll be contentEd.

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He tought that going from teaching to EDiting was easy… but found that now is Teach-Ed time

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He needs to forget everything he thinks he knows about forms and lists; accept that comments in classes are a good thing; and remember you should always agree with the head.

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We have completed the collection of PUNs for our hero’s EDucation.
Enter your vote in the POLL for the PUNniest of the entries.