Where's expert help for an internal server error on my php, mysql, magento sites?

We keep having random 500 Internal Server Errors on several of our PHP, MySQL, Magento based sites. I’ve spent hours trying to hunt down what’s happening.

Where can I find an php, mysql, magento expert to help me resolve this for good?

(Also, our host says our PHP-FPM process continues to segfault. If you know what that means.)

The 500 error is usually a syntax error.
Place this at the top of the offending script,


ini_set("error_reporting", E_ALL ^ E_NOTICE); 
ini_set("display_errors", 1); 

that should give you the script name if it’s included and a line number.