[FONT=Georgia]Someone posted this on my Facebook and I wanted to share with you guys!
http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-that-only-intellectuals-will-understand
Don’t tempt to tell my one about Hydrogen atoms. It’s a groaner.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]Well if you insist, two Hydrogen atoms are walking down the road.
Suddenly one stops and exclaims, “Oh no, I think I’ve lost an electron!”
His friend replies, “Are you sure?”
“Yup, I’m positive!”[/FONT]
Great find!!
There are many who did not appreciate puns, but have later groan to like them.
Yeah, but it’s not all pun and games around here.
[FONT=Georgia]hmm, Just realised that the link is ‘twenty’ jokes, not ‘twenty-five’.
Alright guys, we’ll have to make up the remainder.
Quick! Someone make us laugh![/FONT]
[font=calibri]“Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a leading Swiss semiologist and pioneer of structural linguistics.”
“How can you be Saussure?”[/font]
Off Topic:
I have now shared Shaun’s jokes with the perpetrator of that one. I’ll let you know if there’s any fallout…
I’ll get the nitrous oxide!
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[FONT=Georgia]Lifted these from another website:
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks, “Can I help you with your luggage?”
To which the photon replies, “No thanks. I’m travelling light.”
The bartender says, “We don’t serve tachyons here.”
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Two neutrinos walk through a bar…
Q: What is the difference between an ohm and a coulomb?
A: click here[/FONT]
So what if I cannot spell Armageddon, it’s not the end of the world.
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The slipped behind the barn and quickly removed each others harness. There, with nothing to rein them in it was going to be a night of unbridled passion.
Fifty Shades of Hay.
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I had to send a duplicate application to the retro cars at Citroen. They needed 2 CV’s.
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Nicked from Facebook Crap Joke Central
ugh, That just sounds like a lot of horse play to me.
LOL Thanks for sharing this one with us.
Regards
Rod
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Sorry but I can’t tell any Spanish jokes… I’m crap translating 
I would an explanation for a few of them but yep, they’re funny
Which ones are you struggling with?
The only one I flat-out didn’t understand was #12.
Octal 31 == Decimal 25 (end of medium)
Also == Hex 19, but … there is no Hexember.
I’ll confess, I don’t see the “engineers” reference. They work with bits and bytes?
I think it is assumed to be Software Engineer.
“The Optimist says the glass is half full,
The Pessimist says the glass is half empty,
The Engineer states the glass was over-designed”
And the logician says the glass is completely full … 50% water, 50% air 