True or False

True. I actually work for government now so I get the days off. I’m used to WORKING every holiday (odd man out). Weird to be paid.

Next person wishes he had a triple monitor setup for web development.

False, I already have one :wink:

Next person wants to upgrade their main hard drive to an SSD

False, but I would love to upgrade my externals.

The next person has an external bellybutton.

False, proud owner of an innie

Next person has a skin condition

True-ish. When I’m in periods of stress, my skin gets itchy. It’s very annoying.

The next person has a confusing condition.

True. It can change from one day to the next for no apparent reason.

Next person had porridge for breakfast.

False, I’m about to have eggs with carrots and cabbage. I know that sounds a bit weird but it tastes great!

The next person has had at least one or two days when breakfast was beer.

False
Next person knows what Wawa is.

True (at least, I know several things of that name - not to be confused with wah-wah, of course )

Next person can name all eight species of bear.

False. Can only think of 7
Technobear
Linux Bear (these two are both you @TechnoBear, your words :wink: )
Grizzly Bear
Polar Bear
Black Bear
Sun Bear
Brown Bear

Next person hates tedious tasks.

False, I love them, as I automate each one that comes across my desk :wink:

Next person has already started to use RemoteIE

False, it has IE in the name /twitch /twitch

Next person has intra-office drama occurring somewhere nearby… (blegh)

False but it was true two days ago. Only that the drama happened right beside my desk. And it was for something very stupid

The next person is always in the wrong place, at the wrong time and says the wrong thing

True. Chronically.

The next person is always just a bit too late.

True. That’s why the ladies love me :wink: . Kidding.

Next person is about to go home!

^ False, I am already at home. :smile:

The next poster is wearing a hat.

False (although I’m just about to go for a walk, and then I will)

The next person has been cycling in the last week.

^ False, the last time I went cycling was quite a few years ago and I fell into a bush.

The next poster is sitting in a chair.

True (I’m just back from my walk )

The next person is thinking about their next meal.

^ True. At least it is now…

The next poster has done something useful today.