Shoe Money - how to squeeze a free tee from the king of free tees?

Not sure if you’ve seen Jeremy’s (from free tshirt friday, where he wears a free tshirt each friday sent in from one of his readers.

Since I own a tshirt blog, I’m trying to reverse engineer the process, and squeeze a Shoe Money tshirt out of Jeremy. Here’s my attempt at getting a free Shoe Money tshirt…I wonder if Jeremy will even respond/

Do any of you know him personally, or even indirectly, and have any advice to share?