Programmer Pick up Lines

Inspired by this thread

What are the funniest programmer pick up lines you’ve heard.

(“Hey baby, you wanna come over tonight and handle my events?”)

“I know my chances are variable, but how about we go back to my place and array_merge()?”

Yeah, yeah, I heard it too. I’ll get my coat…

“Wanna query my database babay?”

‘Smile if you wanna sleep with me!’
‘Sex is said to be a killer. DO you wanna die happy’
more on

They ain’t programmer though.

unzip(); touch(); sleep();

something like that but funnier

None :stuck_out_tongue:

So, what do you know about many-to-many relationships?

“Is that a multi-dimensional array in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Would you like to encapsulate my object?”

“You had me at hello world.”


ROFL! :lol:

Definitely the best so far!!

:lol: they would have worked for me :smiley:

“I wanna recompile my kernel for you”

I know, it sucks :frowning:

lol @ “You had me at hello world”. Now that is funny. :stuck_out_tongue:

I liked dotDan’s better personally.


unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; umount; sleep;

ROFL. Now that is a good one!!! :lol:

ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: who knew that programmers could be so… dirty

(Math, but still…) “You can integrate my natural log, baby”

Not exactly “programmer” stuff, but all around geek/hax0r quotes I saved from a few years back:

xdZe: _chris: should of port scanned her and dos`d a open port
Error–: shouldve just hacked into her panties and made babies
xdZe: heh
faze: lol exploit one of her daemons and get root ::winks::
faze: u know when we make retarted jokes like this u know we all need lives
_chris: haha

“hey i lost my ip address can i have yours”


COOOOOL But what is ‘fsck’? Sorry for my ignorance!!!