I don't have a problem understanding how to use phones, but I don't like complicated phones simply because it makes them tedious to navigate. I don't use 95% of my phones features. All I want to do is:
1). Make calls:
2). Receive calls:
3). Send text (Only because this is cheap. If prices came down I'd just call).
4). Save numbers.
That's it! It's all I want. I don't want GPS, Cameras, Radios, Egg beaters, toast or the Internet. If I want to go on the frickin' Internet, that's what computers are for! If I want music, I turn on the radio, or an MP3 player. If I want to take a picture, I use a camera.
The ONLY time I want a phone that can do everything is if I don't have to do a single thing to make it happen. If I have a phone where I can say:
Phone, Camera -- Then I can start taking pictures
Phone, Radio 101.9FM - Then I can listen to the radio
Phone, make me a sandwich! -- Then I can eat a sandwich..
THEN, I'll use it. But until that phone comes out, I want all this cheap, gimmicky, carnival stuff out of my life -- out of my mind, and I don't want to even know it exists.
Or to put it another way. I love pizza, but if I have to eat a microwave pizza from the supermarket, I'd rather drop kick it over the closest persons head and just have a sandwich. I think all supermarket pizza companies should be burned. All companies that make anything less that quality should be burned. And cheap, gimmicky products should be burned and the people who create and push them should be jailed. They make my life sad.