Hi Guys,
I’m in a bit of a tight situation … our class juniors have planned to organize a small farewell party for our seniors in about 2 days ! 
So, well … we’ve gone about organising the program, food and the other nitty-gritty. I was just thinking of giving a short intro like thing … I would really appreciate any ideas/thoughts to make it a bit more humorous (and have some volume! :p)
It goes off like …
"Welcome students, teachers and the Principal to the 2006 Farewell party of __________
For the duration of the party, all we ask you to, is sit back, enjoy and merely append to the following three rules:
Rule 1 : Teachers? Exams? Tests? Regulations? Time Management? … uh, whats that again?
Rule 2 : ***need to insert something funny ***
Rule 3 : If you ever feel compelled to discuss anything even remotely connected to academics … do refer to Rule 1.
… signing out.
Allright guys, let the creativity role in … mine’s kinda “limited” 
… have loads of other things to organize, thus the above might have turned out really lame…
Thanks.