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Which picture was it…
Welcome to the forums, @khanthecomputerguy.
Unfortunately, all the images are missing from the start of this thread. The forums moved from vBulletin to Discourse in August 2014, and any images posted prior to that date were lost in the import.
(IIRC, it was a stock image of a hand holding a large spanner, being used to advertise computer repair services.)