Computer humour


#618

"Morons. These people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless. They must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network. Unfortunately, the connection works both ways. Long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer."


#620

"Dude, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid you've been hacked — the FTP server at 127.0.0.1 has all your personal files. See for yourself; just log in with your normal id...." — Classic joke on new Unix users.


#621

"Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G ?"


#622

A t-shirt that I have:

I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND,
I SOLD IT ON EBAY.


#623

"You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary." — Juuso Heimonen


#624

cool-cartoon-4852135


#625


#626

techsupport


#627

Just stated by a co-worker: “It’s kind of like Monday, except Wednesday.”

V/r,

^ _ ^


#628

Overheard from another co-worker: “I’m telling you, it’s the third Monday.”

V/r,

^ _ ^


#630

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


#631

A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
“Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
The civil engineer breaks in:
“But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
The programmer thinks a bit and then says:
“And who do you think created chaos?”


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#634

I’ve just been helping a friend set up her first ever iPad, which required her to create an Apple ID. We were a little flummoxed by the subsequent message that some apps would require “parental authorisation” (or something similar), given that we had correctly entered her date of birth as 1937…


#635

Contacting the parents of an 80 year old? You must have accidentally bought a OuijiPad.


#636


#637

chuck-norris-dont-write-code


#638

permanent_record


#639