Computer humour


#595

My 79 year old dad still has a 1984 IBM PC XT (8086) running DOS 3.31, 640k of RAM, and 8 color monitor. And the tractor feed dot matrix printer he originally bought with it. Still uses it for printing mailing labels for Christmas cards. :sunglasses:

V/r,

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#599

Just found this shirt online and bought it, thanks to you (in the event I get married one day...far shot).


#600

Glad they are using an ID rather than a class. might run into problems if there is more than one #wife :slight_smile:

there should probably be a !important in there somewhere too!


#602

Signs that You've had TOO MUCH Computing

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

V/r,

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#603

True Story From Computer Front-line Support

Back when I worked as a PC technician I had a client who gave us his computer to fix because it was riddled with malware. One of the standard things we do is clean the cache, empty the recycle bin, scan for and remove viruses.

When we gave him his computer back he freaked out on us demanding to know what we did with his most sensitive files. We told him we didn't delete any personal files and he told us we did. Apparently he kept his most important documents in the recycle bin?!

We tried to explain what the recycle bin was actually for and he just didn't want to listen and didn't care or know to care. That was his sensitive file folder.

V/r,

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#604

Where did you find it? I've Googled for it, but I'm not finding it, yet.

V/r,

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#605

Nevermind.. found it.. :slight_smile:

V/r,

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#606

Sounds like instant messages around the office.


#607

Q. What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?

A. Instagram.


#608

Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?

A. Ask for a Wii-match!


#609

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


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#612

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You repeteadly tap an ad in the paper

Edit)
Just one tap doesn't count. I do that all the time and realize the mistake. :wink:


#613

You try to pinch-zoom an actual paper map

(yes, I've actually done that :shifty:)


#614

I can't decide if this is just plain true or very funny!


#616

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.


#617

"On the negative side, I've been getting charged for a ton of stuff I didn't order lately. On the positive side, I did win that 'Who's Got the Best Password' contest on AOL last week." — Spike Donner.