Computer humour








Comparing 32Gb thumb drive with about 150 MB floppy disc storage :frowning:

This reminded me of the time I failed to install Borland C++ because the thirty second, 1.44 MB floppy disk was corrupt :frowning:




Ponderism for today...


The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple.

It had extremely limited memory., (just 1 byte).

Then everything crashed.


I heard that they did not adhere to the Ts & Cs of the End User License Agreement.





Original animated gif was too big to upload (3.9 meg) and had to take a snapshot :frowning:

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Sign on the door of an Internet hacker... 'Gone Phishing'.



I was interviewing a guy for a tech support job. He had no real experience, so I asked him how he justified asking for such a high salary.

He said the work is a lot harder when you don't know what you're doing.


The second interview...

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"

I said, "£200 and it's yours."