Okay so here’s the deal, my brother in law is an independent film maker (read poor and struggling artiste). His latest movie is a comedy about baldness. If you have the required attributes you may be able to help out this artiste very simply.
What is required: a photo of a bald man doing something mildly silly/crazy. Nothing dangerous or smutty etc etc. Just pulling funny faces, being a loser.
What is it for: a scene in the movie where the main character thinks to himself of all the bald people he knows who happen to be silly/goobers/losers, he flashes to 4-5 silly images that reinforce this.
What you need to do: simply indicate your interest and take a photo - you may already have one. It needs to be of sufficient sharpness or quality that it could be used in an HD movie so lets say roughly 8MP and above or approx 2000 pixels on the longest side (pretty much any recent digital camera is capable).
Please note: we will need express written permission that you own and are able to authorise us to use the photo but be assured we won’t be making millions off of anything - and if we do (highly unlikely) we’ll be sure to send you something nice if we’ve got your contact details.
So crazy bald men unite! Pick up the camera and get snapping. We’ve used every bald man we know in the film thus far and being a small independant production we are hitting the interwebz to find some fellow crazies.