Here is a silly joke I came up with after I spilled coffee on my desk:
$user = new User();
$esspresso = new Drink('coffee','small',1);
try{
$user->drink($esspresso);
}
catch{
$user->curse();
$user->go_and_get('mop');
$user->wipe('table');
$another_esspresso = new Drink('coffee','small',1);
}