Bob Gladstein of Raise My Rank clearly has a bit too much time on his hands, but this is too funny to let it go without comment.
In my post SEO Showdown: Real Results vs. The Straw Man I lamented the current trend of exploiting press release services to build links.
This tongue in cheek press release was distributed recently, representing a new standard for newsworthiness, or lack thereof.
Thanks to Bob for giving me a very good laugh.