War Jokes!

[Umair.ms]

Jokes for the current war have been just started to circulate. Did you ever heard or read any joke related to the current war?

My contribution goes here:

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An American fighter pilot was flying his F-18 over Afghanistan, when he noticed a flying carpet on his left hand-side, on which sat a man with a machine gun. He looked to his right, and saw another carpet also manned by a man with a machine gun.

"I've got to get out of this", he thought, so he accelerated flat out and put his plane into a high speed loop and came up behind both carpets. He then shot them both down.

On arriving back at his Aircraft Carrier he was told to report to the captain immediately. "You idiot!" shouted the captain, "we saw what you did on our radar and now we're in a load of trouble"

"What do you mean ?" asked the pilot, "I shot both carpets down!"

"I know that", said the captain, "but they were Allied Carpets.