Farewell Party short speech

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Hi Guys,

I'm in a bit of a tight situation ... our class juniors have planned to organize a small farewell party for our seniors in about 2 days !

So, well ... we've gone about organising the program, food and the other nitty-gritty. I was just thinking of giving a short intro like thing ... I would really appreciate any ideas/thoughts to make it a bit more humorous (and have some volume! )

It goes off like ....

"Welcome students, teachers and the Principal to the 2006 Farewell party of __________

For the duration of the party, all we ask you to, is sit back, enjoy and merely append to the following three rules:

Rule 1 : Teachers? Exams? Tests? Regulations? Time Management? ... uh, whats that again?
Rule 2 : ***need to insert something funny ***
Rule 3 : If you ever feel compelled to discuss anything even remotely connected to academics .. do refer to Rule 1.


... signing out.


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Allright guys, let the creativity role in ... mine's kinda "limited" ... have loads of other things to organize, thus the above might have turned out really lame..


Thanks.