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Nick Carlson · May 4, 2004, 22:37

To BILL BRASKY!!!

Bill Brasky was so captivated by the Stallone movie "Over the Top", that he changed his name to Lincoln Hawke, kidnapped a little boy, and drove him to Las Vegas while competing in a nationwide arm wrestling competition. In the end, he was able to win both the boy's heart, and the competition. Although, it's been told that the boy was really a dead hooker, and the arm wrestling competition was really Russian Roulette.

First Friend of Brasky: Bill Brasky is a son of a b*tch! Do you fellas know Bill Brasky?

Second Friend of Brasky: Hell yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!

Third Friend of Brasky: He does! He's a hell of a salesman!

Fourth Friend of Brasky: To Bill Brasky!

Together: Bill Brasky!!

Third: Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son?

Fourth: Bill Brasky?

First: He's a big fella!

Second: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.

Third: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

Fourth: And your son is blind to this day!

First: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he?

Third: I have no idea. [ pause ] To Bill Brasky!

Together: Bill Brasky!!

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To BILL BRASKY!!

MissingArrow · May 4, 2004, 23:49

Quote:

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake...before we could tell him there was a stripper in it...

I'll drink to Bill Brasky!

Nick Carlson · May 5, 2004, 00:36

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Bill Brasky's life - everything except for planting apple trees and not raping men."

"To Bill Brasky, an 8 foot 10 inch 400 pound sonova b*tch who once breast-fed an entire litter of kittens back to health."

May 4, 2004, 22:37	#1
Nick Carlson SitePoint Guru Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver Posts: 757	To BILL BRASKY!!!! To BILL BRASKY!!! Bill Brasky was so captivated by the Stallone movie "Over the Top", that he changed his name to Lincoln Hawke, kidnapped a little boy, and drove him to Las Vegas while competing in a nationwide arm wrestling competition. In the end, he was able to win both the boy's heart, and the competition. Although, it's been told that the boy was really a dead hooker, and the arm wrestling competition was really Russian Roulette. First Friend of Brasky: Bill Brasky is a son of a b*tch! Do you fellas know Bill Brasky? Second Friend of Brasky: Hell yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch! Third Friend of Brasky: He does! He's a hell of a salesman! Fourth Friend of Brasky: To Bill Brasky! Together: Bill Brasky!! Third: Did you know Bill Brasky is the godfather of my son? Fourth: Bill Brasky? First: He's a big fella! Second: Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385. Third: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!" Fourth: And your son is blind to this day! First: Yeah, he makes brooms somewhere in Georgia, doesn't he? Third: I have no idea. [ pause ] To Bill Brasky! Together: Bill Brasky!! http://www.livejournal.com/community/to_bill_brasky/ To BILL BRASKY!!

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May 5, 2004, 00:36	#3
Nick Carlson SitePoint Guru Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Denver Posts: 757	"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Bill Brasky's life - everything except for planting apple trees and not raping men." "To Bill Brasky, an 8 foot 10 inch 400 pound sonova b*tch who once breast-fed an entire litter of kittens back to health."