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  • Mark tried his hand at trampolining, but opted not to continue with the training due to the event's high bounce rate.

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  • Mark decided to use his experience in getting a lot of hits to help him on to the Olympic boxing team.

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  • Mark traded in Wordpress for Benchpress.

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  • Sadly, Mark had to give up his Olympic ambitions because of a limp 'e 'ad.

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  • Mark used to be a content writer, but now he's a dis-content writer.

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  • Mark was injured during the 500m ... as the announcer proclaimed "On your Mark, Get Set, Go"

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  • Hopefully he will be content with his decision.

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  • He better stretch his muscles so they don't get tangled on the web

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  • Mark also made a bid to redesign the Olympic logo, but found there were too many hoops to jump through.

    2 20.00%
  • Crawling during the 200m didn't share the same PageRank results that Mark was used to

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  • Mark-up'd his chances of winning a medal by entering both the 100m sprintf and the Javalin.

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  • Mark was ecstatic when he won the #FFD700.

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  • Mark thinks he will win the 100 word race

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  • Mark tried the pentathlon but found he was better as a Disqus thrower.

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  • Mark got done for cheating, he hadn't read the microcopy.

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  • Mark has Olympicly passed from writing...he only wants to be a gamer in training

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  • The foreman asks, "Pete, on your mark?". Pete says "Yes the cement...Get it Set, then Go".

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  • ...at the Winter Olympics. He struck fear into his opponents with his slogan "Now is the Winter of your dis-content!"

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  • Mark was hoping to use some of his previous experience, but unfortunately, "tag" was not an official Olympic sport.

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  • Mark was quick as a flash and won in a print to the finish.

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  • After leaving the web content generation field, Mark won a gold medal for gymnastics with a Drupal somersault dismount.

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  • Mark performed brilliantly in the diving events, accustomed as he was to letting his HEAD come first, BODY second.

    2 20.00%
  • Will he make a [MARK] in the [TRACK], or will he [STRIKE] himself in the [FOOTER]?

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    Unhappy [CONTEST] Let the PUN begin...

    Stage performed extremely in the scuba diving actions, familiar as he was to enabling his HEAD come first, BODY second. he failed really in the long jump and the publish package.

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    Tough decision...

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    Crawling during the 200m didn't share the same PageRank results that Mark was used to
    <snip>Links removed</snip>
    Last edited by molona; Mar 8, 2013 at 04:58.

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    What an awesome response to the first of our pun contests! A 4-way tie...

    I'm going to step in an cast my vote as the tie breaker and then hand over to @ParkinT ; to wrap things up.

    I'm voting for "Mark performed brilliantly in the diving events, accustomed as he was to letting his HEAD come first, BODY second." Clever...

    Thanks to all who entered.

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    Congratulations to @Little ;
    You have won Sitepoint's FIRST PUN CONTEST.
    Send me (or HAWK) a PM to claim your prize; Your choice of any Sitepoint book in electronic form
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    Mark decided to use his experience in getting a lot of hits to help him on to the Olympic boxing team.

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    Mark was hoping to use some of his previous experience, but unfortunately, "tag" was not an official Olympic sport.


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