I just wanted to say that I began learning Classic ASP over the last two weeks, and I love it! At first I was mindboggled by how verbose VBScript was and I was even tempted to code everything in JScript (mostly because I've already done so much Javascript coding), but I put my trust into the 13 year old 700 page book I was reading and kept at it. Now, I have a newfound love for wordy programming languages! I'm very tempted to learn CoffeeScript

PS: I can't wait to be able to start coding my websites in LOLCODE