I've been asked by the Small Business Development Center in my city to give a broad lecture about practical SEO and PPC fundamentals that small businesses can implement themselves. I'd like to come up with a fun and catchy title for the discussion. Here's a few of the titles I've come up with so far:

--Let Google Beat Your Competition For You
--Your Business + Google = Total Domination
--Real World Solutions for Online Marketing
--Read World Solutions for Search Engine Domination
--Real world solutions that will drive revenue & boost income in the online world
--Make Google Your B!tch

After that last one, the brainstorming went way down hill.

Can anyone lend a hand and give me a few ideas?