It's not all bad right?

**Flowergirl** · Jun 15, 2005 02:44

Oh my, this is too funny

It's a great place here

**Flowergirl** · Jun 15, 2005 02:48

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle.

"ME."

**TheOriginalH** · Jul 11, 2005 05:25

Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there, his teacher asked, "Why are you late little Johnny?"

Johnny replied, "My grandpa got burnt, Miss."

The teacher replied, "I hope it wasn't too bad."

Then little Johnny said, "Don't worry Miss, the crematorium doesn't muck around!"

**drochili** · Jul 11, 2005 07:25

eh? how come this is not a sticky anymore?

**weirdbeardmt** · Jul 11, 2005 07:41

I demand that this thread is restickied!

**weirdbeardmt** · Jul 11, 2005 07:52

http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/show...=1#post2022257

**Nintendo** · Jul 11, 2005 13:40

Let's see, you all went almost a month with out posting here, so why should we keep your dead thread a sticky??? You killed it yourself!!! Move on!!!! Join us n00bies in the new sticky thread!!!!

**weirdbeardmt** · Jul 12, 2005 02:04

The new thread sucks. I vote this thread should be cleaned out of all the crap and restickied for posterities sakes.

**TheOriginalH** · Jul 12, 2005 02:16

What's brown and sticky?

...a stick.

(groan away, it was all about the timing

)

**Sarah** · Jul 12, 2005 02:52

Originally Posted by weirdbeardmt

The new thread sucks. I vote this thread should be cleaned out of all the crap and restickied for posterities sakes.

feel free to copy all the good stuff in this thread and post a new ones - cos with over 600 posts I sure don't have time to do it

**dhtmlgod** · Jul 12, 2005 03:03

This thread has been going on for over 3 years! lol

**weirdbeardmt** · Jul 12, 2005 03:36

Originally Posted by Sarah

feel free to copy all the good stuff in this thread and post a new ones - cos with over 600 posts I sure don't have time to do it

With mass mod powers it'd be pretty simple.. a lot quicker than manually cutting and pasting. If you don't want to give me back my mod powers, then, I vote that H gets to do it

**toograffic** · Jul 12, 2005 07:18

Originally Posted by weirdbeardmt

With mass mod powers it'd be pretty simple.. a lot quicker than manually cutting and pasting. If you don't want to give me back my mod powers, then, I vote that H gets to do it

I second the commotion!

**Sarah** · Jul 12, 2005 07:36

well its not like he is working after all

**TheOriginalH** · Jul 12, 2005 12:58

:grrrr:!

...and he stil doesn't have any credit.

I think we just need a good input of daily jokes and it will stay where it belongs....just to clarify, I did not sticky the thread in the first place, it was the wise choice of our esteemed admin (when clearing it out of a redundant forum).

I hope it has provided chucklefigourous moments for the more discerning sitepointer, and will bow to the will of the masses as to it's placement.

....so...how do we establish what the majority want?

**toograffic** · Jul 12, 2005 13:27

Originally Posted by TheOriginalH

:
....so...how do we establish what the majority want?

Well, I'm in Florida, where we are known throughout the world for not being able to figure out what even makes up a majority!

So, to err on the side of tradition, restick the thread and then keep it sticky until there is enough opposition to unsticky it!

**Sarah** · Jul 12, 2005 14:06

nah this is more fun

leave it unstickied

**toograffic** · Jul 12, 2005 14:10

Originally Posted by Sarah

nah this is more fun

leave it unstickied

TYRANT! :'(

**TheOriginalH** · Jul 12, 2005 16:18

Hmmm - without a poll, the result so far does seem to favour the stickying of this thread...

**toograffic** · Jul 12, 2005 19:01

There was a song back in the late 60's, early 70's called "Sticky, Sticky". It was the flip side to a song called "Dizzy". I was about 5-6 years old, and my older sister played it again and again. Now, scarred for life, everytime I hear or read the word "sticky", that moronic song comes back to haunt me!

Sticky, Sticky
Ba-ba, ba, ba-ba-ba
Sticky, Sticky
Ba-ba, ba, ba-ba-ba
Sticky, Sticky
Ba-ba, ba, ba-ba-ba
Sticky, Sticky
Ba-ba, ba, ba-ba-ba

(I believe these were the complete lyrics!)

Scarred as I am, I still would like to see this thread regain its stickiness!

**Nintendo** · Jul 12, 2005 22:05

Originally Posted by Sarah

nah this is more fun

leave it unstickied

Thank you!!!!

**Herbster** · Jul 12, 2005 23:23

Sticky me
Oh take me in your arms
Sticky me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too

Come on and sticky me
Come on baby and sticky me
Come on baby and sticky me
'Coz I need you, by my side
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Sticky me

Come on and take my heart
Take your love and conquer every part
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too

Come on and sticky me
Come on baby and sticky me
Come on baby and sticky me
'Coz I need you by my side
Can't you see that I'm lonely

Sticky me
Oh take me in your arms
Sticky me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and sticky me
Come on baby, take me baby, hold me baby, love me baby
Can't you see that I need you baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Sticky me

Come on and take my hand
Come on baby and be my man
Cuz I love you cuz I want you
Can't you see that I'm lonely?
take me baby
love me baby
need me baby
Can't you see that I'm lonely?

sticky me, sticky me.......

**TheOriginalH** · Jul 18, 2005 01:19

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

Doctor: "I've got some cream for that!"

**TheOriginalH** · Jul 18, 2005 01:23

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

**TheOriginalH** · Jul 18, 2005 01:24

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."

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