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    Now that's just nasty

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    Freelance Web Designer KeithMcL's Avatar
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    OK, who can come up with the funniest email signature?

    See mine below

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    "Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?"
    "Sure, when <OINK FLAP OINK FLAP>...I'll be damned!"
    "A census taker is a person who goes door to door increasing the population."

    [This message has been edited by JRS385 (edited August 01, 2000).]

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    "This virus works on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone you know, then delete all the files on your hard disk. Thank you for your cooperation."
    --Attributed to Dan S. Kelly, Stayton, OR.



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    Your Lord and Master, Foamy gold trophy Hierophant's Avatar
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    Kevin,

    I sent that to my mother and she freaked out. She called me at work to let me know that my computer was infected with a virus and it was being emailed to others.

    This is from a person that forwards chain emails to me regularly.

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    I thought this one is pretty cool!

    "Linux ???........Because I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

    Windows 95/NT - 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch
    to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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    Your Lord and Master, Foamy gold trophy Hierophant's Avatar
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    Just for the record Windows NT is a combination of 32 bit and 64 bit optimized code. Windows NT never has contained any code that has been optimized for 16 bit.



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    SitePoint Zealot Isaiah's Avatar
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    Here is my email sig that I use when emailing close friends:

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    Clueless is mearly a name in a world of strange people......my name.
    -Isaiah Walter
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by premium:
    I thought this one is pretty cool!

    "Linux ???........Because I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

    Windows 95/NT - 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch
    to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Heheheh... I like this one...

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    Fluffy Kitten Programmer~ Elledan's Avatar
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    OK, how about this one:

    This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting

    Note: I've got a new sig too

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    what about:

    "If we dont take care of our customer maybe they'll stop bugging us."

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    Here's 2 more

    "I've fallen and can't...Hey, nice carpet!"

    and

    "Never trust a man you leave in a room on his own with a tea cozy and doesn't try it on"



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    Umm. I'd post my e-mail signature but A). The Img Code is off, and B). I'm sure lots of people would find it insulting. :-)

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    Hi,

    Well I just got in from about 30 minutes ago from my 2 week holiday so I am very sorry if I am bumping up an old thread but I like this one.

    One sig that I didn't make up but found quite funny (as it sort of insults the person who uses it) is:

    It is a well known fact that people who quote facts in there signitures are [Insert insult here as I thought the one that I saw was a little to rude]

    Fletch

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    e=2.718281828459045235360 HyperBaseball's Avatar
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    One that my cousin always uses in his emails:

    "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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    Jason Unger is me.
    "Homer no function beer well without"
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    I like these...

    If Microsoft is the answer, then it was a sucky question.

    It said Windows 95 or better, so I installed Linux.

    C:\DOS C:\DOS RUN \RUN DOS RUN

    There was a Gen. Failure reading your hard drive. Who's he?

    One word in this sentence is misspelled.

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    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
    tire.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
    payments.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he
    will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
    way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


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    "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks."

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    I once saw a signature on SlashDot that said "Visit our site - 99.8% goat-porn free!"...I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

    Here's another:

    "Don't steal...the government hates competition."

    Not a signature, but a ridiculously clever quote from Ronald Reagan:

    "The rules of government: if it moves, taxt it; if it keeps moving, regulate it; if it stops moving, subsidize it!"



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    Don't get too close, I bite! Nicky's Avatar
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    The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

    A 14.4 modem makes you want to get out and push!

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    Don't get too close, I bite! Nicky's Avatar
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    Here's another funny one...


    Microsoft manager to programmer: You start coding. I'll go find out what they want.

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    Hi,

    Sorry to bump up this topic again but I just saw an e-mail sig that I liked, it was:

    "Bill Gates isn't ALL evil, he did give us Ctrl + Alt + Delete"



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