Funniest Email Sig?

[Justin S]

Now that's just nasty

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Justin Stayton
· WEB: http://www.j.cx
· EMAIL: justin@j.cx
· ICQ: 45549000

[KeithMcL]

OK, who can come up with the funniest email signature?

See mine below

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KeithMcL
"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again."

[JRS385]

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?"
"Sure, when <OINK FLAP OINK FLAP>...I'll be damned!"
"A census taker is a person who goes door to door increasing the population."

[This message has been edited by JRS385 (edited August 01, 2000).]

[Kevin Yank]

"This virus works on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone you know, then delete all the files on your hard disk. Thank you for your cooperation."
--Attributed to Dan S. Kelly, Stayton, OR.



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-Kevin Yank.
http://www.SitePoint.com/
Helping Small Business Grow Online!

[Hierophant]

Kevin,

I sent that to my mother and she freaked out. She called me at work to let me know that my computer was infected with a virus and it was being emailed to others.

This is from a person that forwards chain emails to me regularly.

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Wayne Luke - Sitepoint Forums Administrator
Digital Magician Magazine - MetaQuark Creations (Coming Soon)
sitepoint@digitalmagician.com

[premium]

I thought this one is pretty cool!

"Linux ???........Because I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Windows 95/NT - 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch
to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

[Hierophant]

Just for the record Windows NT is a combination of 32 bit and 64 bit optimized code. Windows NT never has contained any code that has been optimized for 16 bit.



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Wayne Luke - Sitepoint Forums Administrator
Digital Magician Magazine - MetaQuark Creations (Coming Soon)
sitepoint@digitalmagician.com

[Isaiah]

Here is my email sig that I use when emailing close friends:

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Clueless is mearly a name in a world of strange people......my name.
-Isaiah Walter
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Isaiah Walter - Founder and Owner
Federation Fire - Internet Solutions
Isaiahacs@aol.com

[Elledan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by premium:
I thought this one is pretty cool!

"Linux ???........Because I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Windows 95/NT - 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch
to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heheheh... I like this one...

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Elledan Dunedain
Webmaster
www.emudreams.web.com

[Elledan]

OK, how about this one:

This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting

Note: I've got a new sig too

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Elledan Dunedain
www.emudreams.web.com
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet-engines

[This message has been edited by Elledan (edited August 02, 2000).]

[newbie1001]

what about:

"If we dont take care of our customer maybe they'll stop bugging us."

[KeithMcL]

Here's 2 more

"I've fallen and can't...Hey, nice carpet!"

and

"Never trust a man you leave in a room on his own with a tea cozy and doesn't try it on"



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KeithMcL
www.webmasterswork.com
www.webdesignreviews.com

[This message has been edited by KeithMcL (edited August 03, 2000).]

[Hypertrophy]

Umm. I'd post my e-mail signature but A). The Img Code is off, and B). I'm sure lots of people would find it insulting. :-)

[Elledan]

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Elledan Dunedain
www.emudreams.web.com
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet-engines

[Fletch]

Hi,

Well I just got in from about 30 minutes ago from my 2 week holiday so I am very sorry if I am bumping up an old thread but I like this one.

One sig that I didn't make up but found quite funny (as it sort of insults the person who uses it) is:

It is a well known fact that people who quote facts in there signitures are [Insert insult here as I thought the one that I saw was a little to rude]

Fletch

[HyperBaseball]

One that my cousin always uses in his emails:

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

[qslack]

I like these...

If Microsoft is the answer, then it was a sucky question.

It said Windows 95 or better, so I installed Linux.

C:\DOS C:\DOS RUN \RUN DOS RUN

There was a Gen. Failure reading your hard drive. Who's he?

One word in this sentence is misspelled.

[Sparkie]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he
will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[cyberbrain]

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks."

[TWTCommish]

I once saw a signature on SlashDot that said "Visit our site - 99.8% goat-porn free!"...I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Here's another:

"Don't steal...the government hates competition."

Not a signature, but a ridiculously clever quote from Ronald Reagan:

"The rules of government: if it moves, taxt it; if it keeps moving, regulate it; if it stops moving, subsidize it!"



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[Nicky]

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

A 14.4 modem makes you want to get out and push!

[Nicky]

Here's another funny one...


Microsoft manager to programmer: You start coding. I'll go find out what they want.

[Fletch]

Hi,

Sorry to bump up this topic again but I just saw an e-mail sig that I liked, it was:

"Bill Gates isn't ALL evil, he did give us Ctrl + Alt + Delete"