The WORST website I've ever seen is...

[fibrfly]

Jees, some of the sites I saw made me laugh my brains out, and some made me want to scream. I think nswebdesign.com made me do both. How can that guy call himself a web designer? Not only does he suck at design, he doesnt know anything, and look what he said: "Small business websites are full of excitement and graphics. There are moving pictures called animated GIFs all over the place. There is moving text that scrolls across the bottom of the screen and pictures that change when you put your mouse over them. There is every bell and whistle that you can imagine. These sites take a lot of time to make. Every bell or whistle you want takes time. Time means money. Bells and whistles mean enticement. Why there are even songs called MIDIs that play music in the background."

I cant believe that.

that's the funniest thing I've read all summer. Good god.

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[Sparkie]

uhh..*shudder*..check out this one:
http://fullcircleassociates.simplenet.com/

Can everyone say "Last updated 1991" ? At least it looks that way. Look at all those dazzling animations and 3D tables..woweee what inspiration!

[TWTCommish]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by Hypertrophy:
TWT, I need a hug.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh, sorry, homey don't play dat.

Color and graphics...LMAO! It's ridiculous...it's also amazingly obvious that those types of words are 100% targetted at morons and other such people unfamiliar with the net. All they know is that the "World Wide Web" is a big deal and that everyone ought to have a website.



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[stevek]

I am sorry, but I am still laughing at the Curry website. That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

[Sparkie]

That inferior design site sure does live up to its name! My eyes are still contracting from its hideous effects..

[Hypertrophy]

[I went too far. My apologies. I do believe I let my imagination get the best of me.]

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[Sparkie]

Hypertrophy - I am SO sorry, man! Geez, I can only wonder wha they're like.. Matter of fact, that brings me to asking.. what ARE they like?

Do they hibernate in the computer labs, think their design is king, or what?

[TWTCommish]

Hyper: Don't have a horsey...would you settle for a large rodent?

How about and R-O-U-S? (movie reference).


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[Hypertrophy]

Have you ever seen what happens to a white vegetable when it sits out too much? That kind of yellowish-skin tone.

They're covered in that, as for their skin. However, it's from massive amounts of consumed caffiene. The 'founder' of it goes outside a whole... once a month [excluding going to school.]

They're ultra-greasey, as in... I could probably light a bon fire with their hair.

They don't eat school lunches, or any lunch for that matter. Their mom doesn't let them. So they just stare at us eating, and get extremely mad when we ask if they want to have something to eat.

SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW!

TWT, I NEED A HUG!

[Sparkie]

Hyper - you need to gather 'em up with their computers, stick them in a cage and get people to pay you to see them

[poprocki]

Mike Fisher you are the funny one arn't you.

"Another company that charges per hour for design" Yeah, some times we charge per hour, sometimes we don't. It all matters on the project. But why would this be a bad thing?

"I know these people in my real life, and let me tell you that they don't know the first thing about design." haha, yeah, you know my brother from what 8th grade? 7th? and how old are you 14, 15?

"The Co-Founder once asked me how to change a .GIF from Indexed Color Mode to RGB color." Never happened

"That inferior design site sure does live up to its name! " Hell yeah. If you even get the concept behind it.

"Anyways, I really want to know what is up with sites using that AutoCad-esque effect so much..." well, I tood an AutoCad class for 2 years. I guess some of it just wore off. I can't talk for the rest.

"Do they hibernate in the computer labs, think their design is king, or what? "
Ok now your almost getting the consept, but totally vise-versa.

Oh and the site www.inferiordesign.com has been redesign. You just may want to take a look.

Thanks guys,.
-Mat Poprocki
www.greymetaldesk.net

[poprocki]

Oh, and one more thing.. I don't even go to school. (i.e... i'm done, finished, complete.)

[adam]

I think Mike got TOLD!!!!

HAHAHA, unbelievable

Adam

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[Hypertrophy]

Alright, this is hilarious.

You know what? It's kind of funny to open up my e-mail and find that I've just been spammed by people I've insulted. It's even more funny to load up the log files and then look at their accesses.

Now.. it's -still- more funny when I finger their IP and then tell their internet provider that they are now violating my personal rights, and that they will be shut down.

Oh, and Adam, I may have gotten told, but I was always 'told' to kick people in the [male groinal regoin] when I'm on the ground.

Pak Chooie Unf.

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[adam]

hahahaha

This is the funniest thread ever now.



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[poprocki]

umm, mike, just so you know, i didn't spam you, so don't lie.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by Hypertrophy:
Alright, this is hilarious.

You know what? It's kind of funny to open up my e-mail and find that I've just been spammed by people I've insulted. It's even more funny to load up the log files and then look at their accesses.

Now.. it's -still- more funny when I finger their IP and then tell their internet provider that they are now violating my personal rights, and that they will be shut down.

Oh, and Adam, I may have gotten told, but I was always 'told' to kick people in the [male groinal regoin] when I'm on the ground.

Pak Chooie Unf.

[This message has been edited by Hypertrophy (edited August 05, 2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[jonese]

if you want to continue this thread open a part two discussion....

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