The WORST website I've ever seen is...

[Kevin Yank]

The award for "worst Website to offer me a job" goes to...

e-Usman Internet Works

Oh wait... their site is down. Well, the above link is worth trying in case it comes back up. I got a great laugh out of it.


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-Kevin Yank.
http://www.SitePoint.com/
Helping Small Business Grow Online!

[Elledan]

This site isn't ugly, it simply consists out of too many styles to look nice and those advertisements ruin it too. The creator simply didn't even think about using a layout and threw everything that looked nice enough for the site on one page

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Elledan Dunedain
Webmaster
www.emudreams.web.com

[adam]

Yes indeed Kevnin, we would like to offer you a job.

hmm, I don't think it is fair to pick on OBVIOUSLY amateur, personal homepages marc.


Adam

[TWTCommish]

Sorry, my vote is still cast for http://www.2WebSpinners.com - and to think the nimrod even defends himself via email!



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Chris Bowyer – chris@mycoding.com
MyCoding.com: Visit for Launch Notification!
DomainMailings.com: Who Says All The Good Ones Are Taken?
MovieForums.com: Talk About Your Favorite Flicks!

[Elledan]

I agree with that. It would better if we would find PROFESSIONAL sites of real companies, for example, and criticize those.
It's always been a fact that amateurs (no offence!) most times make a site that doesn't look as good as a site made by a professional webdesigner (like those on this forum ).

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Elledan Dunedain
Webmaster
www.emudreams.web.com

[tinyitn]

ouch!! the e-Usman site really is appalling. i can only imaging that their content was written by a non-english speaker. that may excuse the text, but the design?!.. what excuse can be made?? kevin, i'm almost surprised you didn't take the job, anything done to that site could only have helped.

[mjames]

If GeoCities sites count, http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/P...6/arranco.html is by far the worst. Anyone see it?

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Marc James
Sports Central - All Sports, All The Time!

[Kool Dude CGI]

Heh, here is a webmaster resource for ya. Read the "Diskushon" forums, too funny.

The Bestest?


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[Sparkie]

That geocities site should have a warning for those with a history of seizures!

Here's another professional site put in the wrong hands:
http://www.wico.net/ - Wings Communications

It's designed by the Site Shop, Inc. and the two pages look identical.



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Sparkie - SitePoint Moderator
www.pawsitronic.com - The Site to Suit your Style!
ICQ# 82621206 MSN: sparkiecat@hotmail.com

[Elledan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by Sparkie:

Here's another professional site put in the wrong hands:
http://www.wico.net/ - Wings Communications

It's designed by the Site Shop, Inc. and the two pages look identical.


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Embarrassing... That's the only way to describe this site. And this is a 'professional' site?

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Elledan Dunedain
Webmaster
www.emudreams.web.com

[johnnyboy]

Maybe not the worst design, but some of the worst (arrogant) content award has to go to http://rubberburner.com/

Too Funny
John

[TWTCommish]

That's hillarious!

Still though, when it comes to actual arrogance, the guy from 2WebSpinners.com has to take the cake...he's totally convinced that his Cold Fusion Programming and customized FrontPage Themes are a big deal!


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Chris Bowyer – chris@mycoding.com
MyCoding.com: Visit for Launch Notification!
DomainMailings.com: Who Says All The Good Ones Are Taken?
MovieForums.com: Talk About Your Favorite Flicks!

[Sparkie]

That rubberburner site is the absolute pits! Just looking at that...thing.. gives me the creeps! The design isnt so bad, but the pictures are downright nauseating.. and that thing thinks it's gorgeous?!

[Elledan]

Maybe you must be female to like this site

Anyway, this rubberburner-guy shows a lot of arrogance, that's true, but the site isn't really bad.

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Elledan Dunedain
Webmaster
www.emudreams.web.com

[Sparkie]

I am female, and the only thing that site shows me is that its owner has an IQ of less than room temperature!

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Sparkie - SitePoint Moderator
www.pawsitronic.com - The Site to Suit your Style!
ICQ# 82621206 MSN: sparkiecat@hotmail.com

[TWTCommish]

Less than room temperature...that's a riot!


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Chris Bowyer – chris@mycoding.com
MyCoding.com: Visit for Launch Notification!
DomainMailings.com: Who Says All The Good Ones Are Taken?
MovieForums.com: Talk About Your Favorite Flicks!

[newbie1001]

Will someone please tell me that the site http://www.america-intelli.com isnt as bad as these you guys have been talking about. It was my first website that I created for a company. I know its not the best but I'm still a newbie. The flash presentation was my first attempt at flash. I just want someone else to tell me...so I feel better.
Thanks

[dekuro]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by Sparkie:
Could somebody please inform me of what that gigantic, jagged grey mass is on the main page of that toy store site??

Check this one out too: http://runes.2webspinners.com/

The MIDI music in the above site makes you feel like you're on some kind of wrongly prescribed heavy medication.

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Geee, this is sooo ugly!!! None of the images are working. One should hack them and bring this whole site down


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Matthias Hagemann
http://www.icosmoss.com - The Open Source Community

[Elledan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by Sparkie:
uhh..*shudder*..check out this one:
http://fullcircleassociates.simplenet.com/

Can everyone say "Last updated 1991" ? At least it looks that way. Look at all those dazzling animations and 3D tables..woweee what inspiration!
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Did anyone say 'design'? You see a lot of those sites on Geocities and that's maybe not accidently. But even worse are the sites this so called FullCircle Group has created, I'd be emberrassed to have one like those... *shivers* I think that I'll stick to my own design...

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Elledan Dunedain
www.emudreams.web.com
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet-engines

[Hypertrophy]

Man, I wish my web design company could have a horsey in the logo.

I want a HORSEY! I WANT A HORSEY!

TWT, Get me a horsey.

And while I'm about it, here's just a few web sites that are... well.. insanely hilarious.

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FROM: http://www.thewebdesigners.com/

The design of any Graphic is billed at $20 per hour.
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Now, I don't know about the rest of you but a graphic or two takes me around a whole ten minutes to create. And besides, you could just say that you worked on the graphic for Ten hours. BOOM! $200.

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To break the subject a bit...
Another company that charges per hour for design is http://www.inferiordesign.com - I know these people in my real life, and let me tell you that they don't know the first thing about design. The Co-Founder once asked me how to change a .GIF from Indexed Color Mode to RGB color.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>
FROM: http://members.aol.com/naruon/NOUstart.htm

Now is a good time to discuss Mouse action. First, lets look at term use. Since the mouse can be set up to either use left or right button as the main control, we need to clarify a few things
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....And then you move the mouse 'up.' This is called mooovement..

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You may now go commit suicide. http://www.cutitout.net/

[Elledan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by Sparkie:
I am female, and the only thing that site shows me is that its owner has an IQ of less than room temperature!
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Sorry...

But I think you're really wrong about this guy's IQ: only by looking at him you can tell that his IQ lingers just between 1 and 2

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Elledan Dunedain
www.emudreams.web.com
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet-engines

[Elledan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote/font><HR>Originally posted by Kool Dude CGI:
Heh, here is a webmaster resource for ya. Read the "Diskushon" forums, too funny.

The Bestest?


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OUCH!!! That yellow hurts your eyes! Right now I'm seeing yellow spots everywere...
Everyone who uses yellow or other %$@#% bright colors as a background should be prosecuted in my opinion! (Use black, like me! )

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Elledan Dunedain
www.emudreams.web.com
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet-engines

[Sparkie]

First thought when looking at the "bestest webmaster resource site.." hukt oN foNix Wrkt 4 mE..

The DisKushIoN forum is hysterical. Commish, if you want to find a webmaster to pick on, there's your guy.. he hasn't got a clue.

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Sparkie - SitePoint Moderator
www.pawsitronic.com - The Site to Suit your Style!
ICQ# 82621206 MSN: sparkiecat@hotmail.com

[Hypertrophy]

Whoa! Check out http://www.2webspinners.com's GREAT OFFER!

Included on -every- page!

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Color Text and Graphics
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I wish I could be a good web designer like them and include color text and graphics on my pages.

TWT, I need a hug.

[Annette]

And don't forget this:

"Award Winning, Internationally Acclaimed Webmasters"

Hmm. That goes nicely with the "Galactic" server, don't you think? I'd also like to know how these people determine Which words they are going to Capitalize throughout various Sentences. Or is it just Random?

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Annette
Hosting Matters, Inc.
http://www.hostmatters.com