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    SEO joke

    okay here's the question, now let's see what kind of replies we get from (a) seo experts, (b) seo wannabes, and (c) spammers and fluffers ...

    How many light bulb SEO lightbulb specialists does it take to change a light lightbulb light bulb light-bulb?
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    Amazing , Lightbulb
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    gud post. you need lots of backlinkings to improve your wanrankings


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    Put light bulb in forum signature, that gives many backlinks.
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    search google for the do-follow lightbulb blog!!

    make you lightbulb press release!!

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    datura, i just noticed your tag line... do you like salmies as much as it do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by r937 View Post

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    datura, i just noticed your tag line... do you like salmies as much as it do?
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    Yes Yes Yes As a child I used to wet them to make them sticky and make stars on the back of my hand. Those were licked until gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Datura View Post
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    As a child I used to wet them to make them sticky and make stars on the back of my hand.
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    me too!! and dolphins and giraffes -- but stars were the easiest


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    Nice post!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun(OfTheDead) View Post
    Nice post!

    www.link.com

    Thx fr nice post. I follow link soon.
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    me too!! and dolphins and giraffes -- but stars were the easiest

    Yes, we made all sorts of other patterns and images as well. Snowflakes were easy too
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    LOL. Just one to check the PR (power rectifier)

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    Hahaha.. that's a good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by r937 View Post
    How many light bulb SEO lightbulb specialists does it take to change a light lightbulb light bulb light-bulb?
    Nice lightbulb post! Sorry, I mean light bulb. Light and humorous. I am having light bulb moment. Bit light on for detail, but you are planting bulb that will grow in time.

    light bulb lightbulb light bulb lightbulb light bulb lightbulb
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    Lightbulbs provide light when switched on by light bulb wall switchings. Light bulbs often are included with free lighbulbs in house upon purchase. Ur cheap ligghbulbings will last long time such is good quality light bulb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluedreamer View Post
    Lightbulbs provide light when switched on by light bulb wall switchings. Light bulbs often are included with free lighbulbs in house upon purchase. Ur cheap ligghbulbings will last long time such is good quality light bulb.

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    lmao. Thats great.. Good joke.

    ON a side note: Whats with the fake signature?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VicToMeyeZr View Post
    ON a side note: Whats with the fake signature?
    I assume you realize it's part of the joke?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph.m View Post
    I assume you realize it's part of the joke?!

    o hell. lol I didn't even really look at it. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun(OfTheDead) View Post
    Nice post!

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    i agree with u



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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph.m View Post
    I assume you realize it's part of the joke?!
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    o hell. lol I didn't even really look at it. :P
    I assume you realize it's part of the joke?!

    o hell. lol I didn't even really look at it.

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    lol! very funny, nice one

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    Geez I didn't get the joke

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    You guys are hilarious

    Quote Originally Posted by ZXT View Post
    Geez I didn't get the joke
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    They are doing what fluffers and spammers do. They post silly comments that really say nothing to promote their signatures. Since SP forbids you to have your own signature until you've been here for 90 days, they post fake signatures (of course, when a moderator sees one, deletes it and infracts the ofender )

    On many ocassions, fluffers include sentences like "nice one", "thank you for the information", or "cool"... and spam the forum with their fake signature. It is just an excuse to expose it.

    Also, when a SEO specialist targets a word, normally repeats the word or phrase many times, sometimes in bold because it is give a higher importance and score, and therefore that will make it rank better... or they will include things like hidden text that the search engine reads but the viewer can't see (like the grey line ralph wrote... if you select the line, you will be able to read what it says. Of course, that's illegal and when the Search Engine finds out, your page will be penalised but in the meantime your page may have ranked higher)

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    How many light bulb SEO lightbulb specialists does it take to change a light lightbulb light bulb light-bulb?

    At first I was a bit confused, but my math know how and being one of the best SEO consultant in the world has taught me to handle these kind of difficult questions.

    Step 1: figuring out the question at hand.
    How many light bulb SEO lightbulb specialists does it take to change a light lightbulb light bulb light-bulb? = How many seo specialists does it take to change a light bulb? + 4 1/2th (light bulbs).

    4 1/2 light bulbs are needed, but that doesn't answer how many people are needed. Assuming that people have two hands they can carry two light bulbs without the risk of injuring the light bulbs, so 2 1/4th people are needed to carry the light bulbs, but you can't half 1/4th of a person, so technically 3 are needed to screw in said bulb.

    It takes 3 seo people to screw in a light bulb. Which seems about right considering most of the time they don't even know what they are talking about meaning if they actually have to do it they probably will need some extra help themselves.

    The extra riddle is that the extra man with the broken bulb (1/2 bulb) is needed because he is there to complain about how the two guys are doing it wrong, so they broke the bulb while he was holding it so he'd be in pain to complain the whole time.

    Lol, this adds nothing to the topic just bored right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by molona View Post
    You guys are hilarious



    Off Topic:

    They are doing what fluffers and spammers do. They post silly comments that really say nothing to promote their signatures. Since SP forbids you to have your own signature until you've been here for 90 days, they post fake signatures (of course, when a moderator sees one, deletes it and infracts the ofender )

    On many ocassions, fluffers include sentences like "nice one", "thank you for the information", or "cool"... and spam the forum with their fake signature. It is just an excuse to expose it.

    Also, when a SEO specialist targets a word, normally repeats the word or phrase many times, sometimes in bold because it is give a higher importance and score, and therefore that will make it rank better... or they will include things like hidden text that the search engine reads but the viewer can't see (like the grey line ralph wrote... if you select the line, you will be able to read what it says. Of course, that's illegal and when the Search Engine finds out, your page will be penalised but in the meantime your page may have ranked higher)

    I was half getting the joke before you replied

    I think the first reply got a fake sig right?

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