Now that Google has decided its entire history was just a waste of time and that Net Neutrality just isn't trendy anymore, what's a web admin to do? I would now rather die a fiery death than support a company intent on destroying virtually all small business on the internet.

So, what alternative services are available out there for someone who used to use Google for analytics and advertising? Which ones are best and why?

Oh, and is there a good search engine that doesn't take as long to load as Yahoo and MSN?