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    Shiver me timbers!! anthony_irl's Avatar
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    Can we get Kev to do another article? It could be:

    "How to Build Loving Relationships using PHP and mySQL"

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    not tyrael anymore.. Manores's Avatar
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    Hey anthony_irl

    It's been a long time since I've last heard such a good joke
    Nanaman never dies!
    Once I was Tyrael!

    I wish Wayne also could change my whole life as he did with my nick and made me a rally driver!

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    there is a nicer smiley to express my feelings

    Nanaman never dies!
    Once I was Tyrael!

    I wish Wayne also could change my whole life as he did with my nick and made me a rally driver!

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    Originally posted by RussellG
    Look, all I have to say concerning this is...



    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    Imagine the setting if you will of four skinny white boys in a Fiesta driving round the middle of London, sunny day, windows down, and music up load, when suddenly, that song starts up. We got a few funny looks.

    I can never remember the name of the song though.

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    Shiver me timbers!! anthony_irl's Avatar
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    That's a good one moonman.

    Donkey from Skrek did a cover of that song on the DVD version. It was hilarious.
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    I can't get a trout, will a catfish work?

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    Originally posted by anthony_irl
    Can we get Kev to do another article? It could be:

    "How to Build Loving Relationships using PHP and mySQL"

    Kev is a big proponent of one-to-many relationships...

    Sketch

    P.S. Thanks to me for making this thread go downhill real quick!
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    Originally posted by Sketch
    Kev is a big proponent of one-to-many relationships...
    ROFL

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    One thing I find that helps is not to crack too many jokes about relational databases when approaching the object of your affections.

    the bottoms of my shoes are clean from walking in the rain

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    Relational database conversations are fine, it's when you start talking about your Abstraction Layer interacting with hers that you have problems
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    Originally posted by Nicky
    I'm yours for a bottle of Reef!
    I knew a girl who was so obsessed with this she used to run around clubs shouting 'REEEEEEEEFFFF!' at the top of her voice. For weeks I was convinced she was shouting 'BEEEEEFFFF!' - imagine the confused look on the barman's face when it was my round.

    Needless to say when I told her she proceeded to run around shouting 'BEEEEFFF!' instead for the next few weeks.

    Funny girl...
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    Originally posted by pony


    I knew a girl who was so obsessed with this she used to run around clubs shouting 'REEEEEEEEFFFF!' at the top of her voice. For weeks I was convinced she was shouting 'BEEEEEFFFF!' - imagine the confused look on the barman's face when it was my round.

    Needless to say when I told her she proceeded to run around shouting 'BEEEEFFF!' instead for the next few weeks.

    Funny girl...
    Eh....was she crazy?
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    SitePoint Zealot pony's Avatar
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    Crazy like the fox indeed.

    A fine human being none the less. I could tell you loads of crazier things she did but that wouldn't be fair.
    the bottoms of my shoes are clean from walking in the rain

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    Originally posted by Jeremy W.
    Relational database conversations are fine, it's when you start talking about your Abstraction Layer interacting with hers that you have problems
    Okay, I really don't need to know the details of Shannon and your conversations...

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    Sex tips for geeks by Eric Raymond
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    Originally posted by W. Luke
    Ya Know...

    The trick is to find out one girl's (or guy's for that matter) secrets and build from there. Find out what makes that one person tick and you will be in.
    Ask Dr. Luke



    Originally posted by Sketch
    Kev is a big proponent of one-to-many relationships...
    LOL.

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    Anyway, when it comes to understanding girls, I've got nothing. And girls don't know either because they've never been somebody else trying to understand themself, if you see what I mean.

    But then again, why would you want to understand someone fully? You would never be surprised! You would never wonder in amazement! Your relationship would be predictable!

    One of the best things I can think of is the element of surprise. Surely you can understand somebody as best you can but if every so often something amazing crops up then life is interesting.
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    Understanding woman....thats a toughie. There are only 2 things I know for sure.

    1. When asked, "Does my bum look big in this" ALWAYS say NO!!!

    2. I dont think even the net is big enough to hold this answer !!
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    <?php echo(witty title)?> Sal Petrarca's Avatar
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    Alright. Here goes my $.02

    They will feel a certain way for you, no matter what. You can be dating her, and all of a sudden, her feelings will change. The best thing to do is just let her go. But don't let it go down in flames - if it didn't end in an arguement, there's no reason you can't still hang around with each other (I've gone out with 2 girls in my 16.5 years, and they're both now my very closest friends). If their feelings change, don't try to change them back.
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    Soooo

    Nobody claims that he/she understands girls..

    I decided to die alone, BTW..

    Bury me with my computer (and internet connection - i need it to reach sitepoint)
    Nanaman never dies!
    Once I was Tyrael!

    I wish Wayne also could change my whole life as he did with my nick and made me a rally driver!

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    Never understanding another person fully is part of the fun. You'd get bored otherwise.

    Or to use a geek analogy. Imagine you knew the answer to every conceivable Sitepoint forum question. You might be justified in feeling a bit smug but would you be happy?

    So come on tyrael don't die alone. Jump right in the water's fine (and other cliches)
    the bottoms of my shoes are clean from walking in the rain

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    I don't need to understand a girl fully or let's say i don't have any hoper for that..

    i will be fine if i understand girls once every two days, once every year or once in a life!! but i do not remember any time like that.. they are full of chaos.. or the girls i know are the most chaotic ones or i like the most chaotic ones

    who knows..
    Nanaman never dies!
    Once I was Tyrael!

    I wish Wayne also could change my whole life as he did with my nick and made me a rally driver!

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    To understand females, one must know only one thing:

    Girls like to be complimented. Women like (someone older fill in the blank) __________________
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    not tyrael anymore.. Manores's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Sal Petrarca
    Girls like to be complimented.
    I have tried it several times..

    It doesn't work
    Nanaman never dies!
    Once I was Tyrael!

    I wish Wayne also could change my whole life as he did with my nick and made me a rally driver!

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    Originally posted by tyrael
    And my parents for 27..
    since we are on the counter...lemme just say my parents have been together for 41 years now.

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    I don't pretend to know what girls want, so get some advice from the guys who seem to get girls: The Tao of Steve.

    Some things I've learned:

    - Pursue more than one girl at a time, that way if one doesn't want you there are others still handy and you won't succumb to "love for convenience". It's a nasty little bugger. You can pick one of the girls that likes you and you like out of this pool.

    - You don't need all girls to like you, or even a lot. All you need is one girl to like you. There may be certain generalities about what women want, but that's all irrelevant for women who don't match the stereotype.

    - Don't be too picky or you'll be alone forever.

    - Never tell a girl you love her unless you've already been dating her exclusively for a long time. It will not make her yours, it will make her freak out.

    Seeya.


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