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    SitePoint Enthusiast Faseeh's Avatar
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    Father kills DEER & cooks it & dsnt tell kids wat it is.
    He gives a Clue "its wat ur Mom calls me (dear)!"
    kids scream : "Don't It, Its DOG"!!
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    a penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer

    the bartender gives him the beer, and the penguin asks, "say, has my brother been in here?"

    and the bartender says "i dunno, what's he look like?"

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    I meant that to happen silver trophybronze trophy Raffles's Avatar
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    So this baby seal walks into a club...

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    until midnight ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffles
    So this baby seal walks into a club...


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    I meant that to happen silver trophybronze trophy Raffles's Avatar
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    Sorry. Here's a less controversial one:

    What starts with an e and ends with an e and has 1 letter in it?

    An envelope.

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    how do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chomosome?

    pull down their genes

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    My local councillor tried to prosecute me for selling goods in pounds and ounces.

    So I beat him within 2.54cm of his life.
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    What happens if you throw a Green rock, into the Red Sea ?

    It gets wet !


    Quote Originally Posted by r937
    how do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chomosome?

    pull down their genes
    Good one.

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    What is a forum ?...

    A two-um plus a two-um.

    Trying to fill the unforgiving minute
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    I meant that to happen silver trophybronze trophy Raffles's Avatar
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    Nice ones shaun.

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

    A stick

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    If I were binary, I'd be all 1's for you.
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    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
    Who's to doom when the judge himself is dragged before the bar


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