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    Thumbs up Nick's cheesy joke that must be shared

    I admit, I'm a sucker for cheesy jokes. If you're not also, get out of my thread!

    Heard this one the other day...

    An Englishman flies over to Moscow. As he is exiting the airplane, he looks around the terminal and asks, "Why is everyone russian?"

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    Oh dear.

    Almost as bad as "My wife went to the Caribbean on holiday.". "Jamaica?". "No, she went on her own accord".
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    Both are cheese. But a good way to start the morning. Thanks

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    Lol I love hearing cheesy jokes like these...It makes my common sense work:P

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    nothing beats a cheesy joke in the morning... thanks though, made my day
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    Its nice to hear cheesy in the morning,,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedGoddess View Post
    Lol I love hearing cheesy jokes like these...It makes my common sense work:P

    OK then.

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    "Where did your wife go on holiday?"
    "Alaska...."
    "no need, I was just curious"
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    Guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but plastic wrap.

    Before he can say a word the doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun(OfTheDead) View Post
    Guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but plastic wrap.

    Before he can say a word the doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."

    My goodness
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    Whats the difference between the weather and the climate? You can't weather a tree, but you sure as heck can climate.
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    "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?"

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    Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws?....





    .... Outlaws are wanted
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    Quote Originally Posted by spikeZ View Post
    Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws?....





    .... Outlaws are wanted
    hahahahaha

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    Oh my gosh these are killing me. We need more cheesy jokes. Nice ones!

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    - "Say, Billy Bob. I did what you done told me and fed my horse gasoline for his cold."

    - "Good on you, Jim Bob. How is he ?"

    - "Well, he died."

    - "Funny... so did mine when I tried it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun(OfTheDead)
    - "Good on you"
    Yeah, Billy Bob is Australian.

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    Little pidgeon in the sky,
    Dropping things from way up high.
    Angry farmer wipes his eye,
    Very glad that cows don't fly.

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    Just heard that Rogers Cable TV will be broadcasting the World Origami Championships... unfortunately, they will only be available on Paper View.

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    This is one of the best threads in recent times in General Chat. Nick you are my hero.

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    "Did you hear that they opened a new restaurant on the moon?"

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    "I just finished a great book called 'White Pages'"

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    "Fantasic cast of characters. No plot whatsoever."


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    Nick should be a standup comedian

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    A bear walks into a bar, and the bartenders asks "How are you doing?" The bear replies "I'm.....well". The bartender asks "why the big pause?" and the bear replies "cause I'm a bear!"

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