The programmer's drinking song

**Dan Schulz** · Feb 28, 2009, 17:53

I just saw this posted on a gaming forum, so I figured I'd share it here. Enjoy!

100 little bugs in the code, 100 bugs in the code,

fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code.

101 little bugs in the code.....

(Repeat until BUGS = 0 )

**tripy** · Feb 28, 2009, 18:09

(Repeat until BUGS = 0 )

That's never gonna happens

**Dan Schulz** · Feb 28, 2009, 18:19

Originally Posted by tripy

That's never gonna happens

Thus the irony.

**Spiritinthesky** · Mar 1, 2009, 02:30

I saw drinking, so I came in.

**AlexDawson** · Mar 1, 2009, 02:51

I though the programmers drinking song was "code monkey", I sure as heck start dancing whenever I listen to it on YouTube.

**mmj** · Mar 1, 2009, 06:15

Originally Posted by tripy

That's never gonna happens

Not until a feature freeze, in which case the number of known bugs usually start to decrease instead of increase.

Not that they ever reach 0 or new bugs ever stop being found.

**samscran** · Mar 3, 2009, 11:18

Originally Posted by Dan Schulz

Thus the irony.

yes you are rite it can never be happened.....

**SirAdrian** · Mar 3, 2009, 11:41

It ends when you hit integer overflow... or death.

**molona** · Mar 3, 2009, 13:38

Originally Posted by Dan Schulz

Thus the irony.

Sorry to say that if Einstein was alive, he would have probably given me the secret to travel in time and I could be at the same time when everything started... that's 0 bugs

**halfasleeps** · Mar 3, 2009, 14:50

Originally Posted by molona

Sorry to say that if Einstein was alive, he would have probably given me the secret to travel in time and I could be at the same time when everything started... that's 0 bugs

Off Topic:

I can give you the secret to time travel. To go forward in time you need to move at a speed very fast. To travel back in time you need to move at a speed greater than the speed of light. Did you know when you catch a plane you are traveling though time? seriously just not far enough to notice. In fact if you had 2 devices that could keep time way more accurate then seconds, then took one on a plane ride and then compared the two, the one from the plane would have time slightly in the future compared to the other. << Science Channel

**Dan Schulz** · Mar 3, 2009, 14:56

Which just proves that time is a relative thing, not an absolute. Especially our interpretation of it.

**Blake Tallos** · Mar 4, 2009, 23:12

Originally Posted by Dan Schulz

I just saw this posted on a gaming forum, so I figured I'd share it here. Enjoy!

100 little bugs in the code, 100 bugs in the code,

fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code.

101 little bugs in the code.....

(Repeat until BUGS = 0 )

LOL! I like this Dan.

**goodpeoplegives** · Mar 4, 2009, 23:17

Nice one, thanks.

**sg707** · Mar 11, 2009, 13:56

I think if one person actually sing this song when drunk... i think he has a problem in his life..lol~ still, funny and very true

**Syam** · Mar 14, 2009, 07:04

Code PHP:

header('Content-type:text/plain');
$bugs = 100;
while($bugs != 0)
{
	echo $bugs, ' little bugs in the code, ', $bugs, ' bugs in the code,', "\n", 'fix one bug, compile it again, ';
	$bugs++;
	echo $bugs, ' little bugs in the code.', "\n", $bugs, ' little bugs in the code.....', "\n\n";
}

**rainadaman** · Mar 25, 2009, 23:29

Originally Posted by tripy

That's never gonna happens

........ we think alike...

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