Oh why oh why do you not think things over before you say them. "You're still young" haha. Yeah, you know how you just made yourself look, right?
Just because we want to have a bit more organized way of code-writing in PHP, does not mean we want to use Java and its repulsing compiled website creation.
"Oh yeah!? You want static typing in PHP? Go use Java then, hahaha!"
Can you be a bit more serious than that please? There is a valid argument up for discussion here.