Well this is what you need, unfortunately I don't have the time to find out how to reduce the markup. 
HTML Code:
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
<head>
<title>Test</title>
<style type="text/css">
html,body,#bg,#bg table,#bg td{width:100%;height:100%;overflow:hidden}
img{display:block}
#bg div{position:absolute;width:200%;height:200%;top:-50%;left:-50%}
#bg td{vertical-align:middle;text-align:center}
#bg img{min-height:50%;min-width:50%;margin:0 auto}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="bg"><div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img alt="" src="asdsd.jpg" /></td></tr></table>
</div></div>
</body>
</html>
Edit: This will work on Fx, however you need the js for it to work on IE.
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