Dear Ah.... Round two
Dear Ah Beng,
You know ah, all my friends say, my daughter go out with ang mor very good, very high class. Then next time I can visit America and stay in their big house. The problem is, the ang mor say ah, wedding the girl's family must pay for everything you know.
Like that very loo gee for me you know. I invest so much money in my daughter then wedding still got to pay. How like that? You think I should let her marry the ang mor or not?
Jin Kiam Siap
Dear Kiam Siap,
Don't worry about the wedding. You must think long term. In America, they have this very good thing called the divorce settlement. After your daughter marries him, half of what he owns belongs to her. So you will get half of his big house, his car, and everything else.
So if he wants you to pay for the wedding, say can. Then you and daughter just need to wait a few years, then she can divorce him and you can collect money already. Repeat as many times as you need until you get enough for your retirement.
Good Luck!
Ah Beng
Dear Ah Beng,
My husband is driving me mad! He always buys the most cheapo brands on the market, because he says people are conned into paying extra for the name.
So he refuses to buy Lux soap, he must buy 'Smell OK' brand. Instead of Kraft cheese, he will buy Gu Neh-Neh brand. How?
Kiam Siap
Dear Kiam Siap,
Your husband is not entirely wrong, but it looks like he's going a bit far. You just have to show him that sometimes, you do get what you pay for.
You ask me hor, the fastest way to make the point is to switch your current brand of toilet paper to 'Durian' brand($3 for 100 rolls). He won't dare to be stingy again!
Ah Beng
Dear Ah Beng,
Got this creepy guy hor, come and approach me when I was sitting at Burger King and say he would give me $100,000 if I go and kill his wife leh. I think it's not a very nice thing to do, but then, I donno his wife, and the money is si beh solid.
How? Should I do it?
Teenager
Dear Teenager,
I never understand why people want to kill their wife. Si beh leceh one. If you not happy with your marriage is very simpur one. Just go Geylang and find some GRO in a KTV lounge, and everything is gau timm. But I agree, $100,000 is a lot of money.
I have a better suggestion. Why don't you go and tell his wife about it, then ask how much she wants for you to kill him? After all he sounds like an *******. If he finds out, then up the price. And say if he doesn't pay, you'll tell the police. Simpur-simpur, and you don't have to kill anybody.
Ah Beng
Originally Posted by spikeZ
rolleyes: ) this thread is to watch the movie 'The Terminal' and then come back and read this....
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