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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo_dk View Post
    This is the kind of joke 15 year olds would laugh about here in SG.
    Have you ever heard about the fact that you become a child again the older you get?
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    I never really grew up, but I still don't laugh at crap jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo_dk View Post
    I never really grew up, but I still don't laugh at crap jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo_dk
    I never really grew up, but I still don't laugh at crap jokes
    A man walked into a bar...... ouch. _




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    that's from Yank's book. The worst part about "Build your own database driven website using PHP & MySQL" are the crap jokes.
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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

    Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted (a salted).

    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a Stag, and a mop."

    Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

    A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

    A little pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to use the bathroom after all of that ??" The pig says, "No no... I go wee wee all the way home."

    A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

    I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brings out a guy who look just like me.

    A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one!!

    A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"




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    Okay okay...


    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

    a half-gallon of 2% milk,
    a carton of eggs,
    a quart of orange juice,
    a head of romaine lettuce,
    a 2 lb can of coffee and
    a 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

    She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."




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    Oh Shaun
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    hahahahahahaha!!




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    haha!

    another one of Yank's collected gems:

    Knock-knock! Who's there? Boo! "Boo" who? Don't cry; it's only a joke!
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    Well, Shaun, I understood your jokes... but I am afraid that my English is not good enough to understand the "letters" posted by Coldie

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    there's nothing to understand it's just plain crap!
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    Coldie's special.

    It's not plain crap... I think you'd actually understand the jokes better if they were told rather then written.

    Either way the confusion it caused is hilarious!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by molona View Post
    Well, Shaun, I understood your jokes... but I am afraid that my English is not good enough to understand the "letters" posted by Coldie
    My english is perfect and I didn't understand them either...

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    Has anyone seen the death-star canteen skit by Eddie Izzard? Now there's a joke, and it's well told. If you want I can send it via facebook since that's how I heard about it. It totally cracks me up..

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    ok it's convoluted crap

    mah ben gah gock!
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    youlwolowol willow lookalook ata at againagain, itho mightowy worth ittowit.
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    ^someone ban that member for such spammy comments

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    Chinese proverb:

    "Man who going through airport door sideways going to Bangkok"

    Heard that tonight and I grinned. Reminded me of Confuscious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun(OfTheDead) View Post


    A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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    There were 10 fish in a tank. One died. The owner took out the dead fish, and now only 9 fish were left.

    Did the water level in the tank increase or decrease?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffles
    "Man who going through airport door sideways going to Bangkok"
    HAA HAA!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo_dk
    There were 10 fish in a tank. One died. The owner took out the dead fish, and now only 9 fish were left.

    Did the water level in the tank increase or decrease?
    I'll bite.

    Yes... the level should decrease...




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    It stayed the same, because when the fish died, all the other fish cried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo_dk
    It stayed the same, because when the fish died, all the other fish cried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo_dk View Post
    It stayed the same, because when the fish died, all the other fish cried.
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