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    SitePoint Wizard silver trophy TheOriginalH's Avatar
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    Virus Alert

    In case you are not already aware be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Manure' computer viruses that could seriously affect / infect your PC.

    Virus name and what it does:

    1) The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993.

    2) The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.

    3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing inside works.

    4) The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.

    5) The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building.

    6) The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get any thing into the Inbox.

    7) The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.

    8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.
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    Anyone seen my cypher? OneChance's Avatar
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    I don't get it. Oh, wait... *checks location*. Never mind.

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    Even though I don't know who those people are, I can guess what they do from the descriptions of the "virus".
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    It's all about Manchester United and it's colourful collection of staff and players, it's fashionable to insult Manchester United you see. It's actually quite funny, another 'lemming' joke.


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