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    Is Elvis alive?

    Seriously, I was reading through a book and it made me wonder.

    Here's some stuff I read:
    -Elvis's middle name on his grave marker is misspelled. Wouldn't they get this fixed?

    -He always wanted to be buried next to his mom, but they didn't. Are they saving this spot for when he really dies?

    -His body was reported as being "sweaty" & shiny at the funeral. Was it a fake dummy made of wax?

    -The investigators reported his body being 175 lbs. His weight is actually 250 lbs.

    -His coffin was 900 lbs. The person who custom made it told how heavy it was (I forgot), but the difference between it and Elvis's weight is about 250 lbs. - the weight of a small air conditioner. Did they use this to cool the wax?

    -A friend of his was reported to have taken off his favorite ring at the end of the funeral - one of his favorite rings that he always wanted to be buried with.

    So where is he?

    I'm not sure, but I think the Government Witness Program has something to do with it. He did work for the government and he busted a major mafia leader.
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    hmm, interesting.
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    Re: Is Elvis alive?

    Originally posted by Silverado4x4
    Seriously, I was reading through a book and it made me wonder.

    ....
    So where is he?

    .... I saw him yesterday rockin at McDonalds

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    Can you imagine if Elvis really was alive. So many people would be like "I TOLD YOU SO DAMMIT!!! No one ever listens to me!"
    Why would they need to cool the wax though?

    It would be weird if he actually was alive. Besides, I think that if he was alive, he could safely come out of protection. It's been almost 20 years after all.
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    Creole, i saw the pic of you with the sideburns... is there something you want to tell us?
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    Elvis is a potato in Kansas. I've seen the pictures.

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    WOW

    DANG, thats cool why did elvis die j/w???

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    With the state his body was in at the end, even if his death was fake he would've croaked in a few months anyway - that boy had his own personal burger chef on standby 24 hours a day.


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